Heinkel needs more love so I’m taking matters into my own hands
(Warning, es spicy 👅👅👅 like what else do you expect from me)
-puts her cigarettes out on you, especially on your back. Does it when you fuck and when you’ve been annoying her
-takes you out on casual dates often, mostly to small local bars. If you don’t drink she’ll buy you ice cream
-if you smoke, she’ll share her cigarettes with you. She probably also has a favorite brand and will complain about your own choice in cigarettes
-if you don’t, she’ll find it cute and funny how you complain about the smell of her cigarettes and the smoke, yet love the smell of her clothes despite them being thoroughly soaked in cigarette fumes
-into brat taming
-stone top. She’ll never bottom, no matter how much you ask
-into submissive femmes
-treats you like a princess during the day and like a slut at night
-will casually smoke in bed next to you right after blowing your back out
-sometimes smokes WHILE fucking you. Might blow smoke in your face during it to hear you cough and complain. She thinks it’s cute
-calls you good girl
-will lightly tease you about her being to much for you to handle
-has a small collection of toys she uses on you
-she’ll lose her mind if she finds you wearing lingerie after taking your clothes off. The thought of you wearing that underneath your clothes the whole time without her knowing drives her insane with lust
-her favorite position is with you on all fours so she can watch your ass jiggle and so she can put her cigarettes out on your back if she feels like it.
-to the previous point, also because she likes to play with your asshole while fucking your pussy
-prefers giving over receiving, she feels awkward being the passive partner
-hairy all over. She does not shave and refuses to.
-also likes girls with hairy pussies
-will teach you how to properly shoot a gun so you can defend yourself, although she hopes she’ll always be there to protect you so you don’t have to resort to it
-she has a thick accent which becomes thicker when she fucks, especially when she’s close to cumming
-doesn’t say things like ‘I love you’ very often, but she doesn’t need to because she makes up for it with her actions that you don’t need to hear her say it to know it.
-if the two of you are actively dating, you HAVE to get anderson’s approval, or it ain’t gonna work out.
-you’ll also have to get along with yumie/yumiko for that matter. Maxwell isn’t as much of a priority considering his personality but it would be a plus if you did
-not into pda much, but in private she’s way more handsy with you
-has a pretty high sex drive, but because she’s away on missions so often she gets really pent up and unloads it all on you once she gets home. Plus she has to keep up a holy image when in public/on the job which doesn’t help matters
-likes to spank you
-she’s actually super easy to rage bait. Hiding her glasses or her cigarettes is the easiest but also the lowest hanging fruit
-likes a partner who she can have banter with
-always sleeps in bed with you. Hates it when she’s away on a mission and can’t be with you, she sleeps worse. spoons you. She snores while her face is buried into the back of your neck and her arms wrapped around you
-sleeps naked or in very minimal clothing even if it’s cold
-she’ll call you whenever she gets the chance while she’s away on a mission, usually before going to bed at whatever place she’s staying at. Phone sex often ensues so she can relieve herself a little and make the wait for you a little less painful.
-if you don’t pick up or if there’s no service, she’ll settle on masturbating herself to sleep while fantasizing about you. Will moan your name during it
-grunts a lot while fucking you and curses under her breath
-likes pulling your hair
-she gets VERY sweaty
-gets really flustered if you wear her clothes. She’ll be both embarrassed and overcome with adoration for you at once.
-if you really hate her smoking and express concern over her health (even though she doesn’t think she’ll get to live long anyway due to her line of work), she MIGHT try and quit for you… or at least cut back on her habits a bit
-possessive and protective over you. Gets jealous easily.
-holds your hand when you’re out on a date. If she feels like someone’s eyeing you up too much, she’ll wrap her arm around your waist and pull you in close to her as she glares at the person to back off
-kisses you on the forehead often
-finds it adorable if you’re short enough to have to stand on your tip toes to kiss her, and will refuse to bend down just to watch you struggle until finally giving in
-pussy eating champion
-keeps her cross on while fucking you so it dangles above you
-has a size difference kink
-she’s definitely taller than you, with an athletic build and very strong, so she can throw you around in the bedroom easily. You can probably hang off her arm like a monkey if you wanted and she’d let you
-likes it when you compliment her strength and body
-likes sucking your tits. Likes your tits in general tbh
-likes it when you cook for her since I’d imagine shes often stuck eating rations and low quality stuff when she’s away on missions.
-she speaks multiple languages and tries to get you to pick up on a couple (personally I think she speaks English, German, Italian, French, some Spanish and understands some Russian but doesn’t speak it)
-she tends to switch words out to other languages while speaking without even realizing and even forgets some words, so you’ll have to figure out what she means sometimes and fill in stuff for her
-likes the idea of having kids with you but doesn’t want to bring any into the picture due to her job, but I think she’d like the idea of adopting a child with you and giving them the life and love she didn’t get to experience growing up
-would get matching rings with you (and wear it on her ring finger 🤭)
-will complain to you about the bullshit the Vatican makes her do and the hellsing org
-will be soft with you when it’s just the two of you but you better not point it out or bring it up outside of those moments or she’ll get embarrassed!
-doesn’t like sweets, prefers really bitter stuff. Bickering over how much (or how little) sugar should be added to coffee often ensues between you two
-passionate about history, will infodump random history facts to you. And probably about different kinds of guns
-loves dogs. She likes large, powerful and intimidating breeds. Neutral towards cats, if you like cats you’ll have to work hard to get her to change her mind
-even though her hair is short she’ll let you play with it and tie it into tiny pigtails. She likes feeling your fingers on her scalp, and likes it when you wash her hair, finds it soothing
-likes it when you cuddle her and lay your head on her chest. She’ll cup the back of your head with one hand and drape the other over your back as you rest on her.
Post London
-she’ll be in lots of pain initially even after going through medical treatment, so you’ll have to take care of her as she recovers (as much as possible)
-becomes way more closed off. You’ll have to take the time to almost get to know her all over again after that night changed her
-will become more insecure over her appearance, you’ll have to constantly reassure her you still love her and that she’s still beautiful
-will cling tightly to you while she sleeps. Sometimes you feel tears on her cheeks, and she will toss and turn from nightmares
-becomes more quiet but also more irritable
-stops fucking you as hard as she used to, becomes more gentle and more vanilla. She starts to genuinely ‘make love to you’, and rough fucking will become very rare
-will mostly have you in positions facing away from her. If you are facing her and start telling her how beautiful she is and how much you love her, she’ll break down
-NEVER mention anything about the lisp she gets as a result of her injuries. She’ll get incredibly upset
-don’t touch her face either. It still hurts, more than just physically
-she will probably never let you see her face without her bandages
-she’ll feel guilty over how she’s changed, physically and character wise and will feel like you deserve better than her.
-you’ll have to be there even more for her, more than ever before, since her literal father figure and childhood friends died, and in front of her to top it off
-will become even more protective over you. She can’t afford to lose you too. Although at times this behavior can end up becoming controlling
-she’ll start saying ‘I love you’ way more, since she feels guilty she hadn’t said it enough to the people she had lost when they were still around
-will change her mind about cats, surprisingly enough. She’ll start to like them more. Perhaps because she appreciates the calmness they can bring when compared to the loudness and intensity of dogs, which is something she now craves.
-won’t go out in public anymore, so only home dates from then on
-since she kind of takes on anderson’s role, I think she’d also take on the job of helping raise the kids at the orphanage. In a way, her dream kind of came true…
-will marry you fr
-she’ll never leave you. She’s fiercely loyal, even before the siege on London, but you’ll see that loyalty manifest ten fold after. You’ll never have any doubts about her.
So It Would Be Still In The Future Where We Left Off In Hellsing Ultimate AKA 30 Years Later. Heinkel Finds Out That Alucard Came Back & Is More Pissed At It So Their Only Option Is To Make A Group Of People To Break Into The Hellsing Organization & To Kill Everybody In There.
Integra Finds Out About This So She Tells Seras, Alucard & Penwood Jr. To Be Prepared For This Attack Since They Didn't Expect Iscariot To Attack Them.
Also There Would Be Scenes In Alucard's Head Where He's Talking To Schrodinger Who Keeps On Telling Him What's Gonna Happen But Only In Riddle Format.
So The Big Fight Comes, The Organization Do The Best To Stop Iscariot But Heinkel Makes It Up To Integra & Kills Her, Which REALLY Pisses Off Both Seras & Alucard But Mostly Alucard Which Leads Him To Go Into Level Zero To Kill Everybody Else, Only Seras, A Dying Integra & Penwood Jr. Live The Whole Thing.
After The Funeral For Integra, They Question If The Organization Should Stop Now But Alucard Suggests On Taking Charge Of The Organization Which Seras & Penwood Jr. Agree On.
