#hellsing pip

[uramura]

Had to put seras twice bc there’s no sixth character to put from the hellsing org gang (yes it’s a sertegra reference i love yuri)

[creaturrcraze]

bitches love cannons!!!!!!!!!

[dragonsoulage]

The last sweet thing

feat. Pip Bernadotte

When he finally comes home to you the last sweet thing he probably is going to have as a soldier. And he is absolutely smug and gone for you.

Hello friendos ✨✨ I know pip is not the most popular character. And I rarely see stuff of him since Alucard (my first love 😮‍💨😮‍💨) is so all consuming. But I thought I try to make something very Pip coded with a fluffy vibe even with this little French note 👀. Sooooo when you like Pip, here you go fangirlies 💅🏻💅🏻✨✨💖

Wordcount: 1,1k

Warnings: fluff, just tiny bit suggestive nothing heavy

He can just be with you. A rare state, just lay there in your lap. Breathing in the fresh air of an early fall.

Sun beams that cast a dimly golden glow in his natural red auburn hair. He was smug, mostly.

A cocky bastard, all fun and jokes until the job needs to be done.

And he had jobs. He always had jobs. But currently you were the only job he wanted to do.

Pip Bernadotte, a busy, tall man.

But you, oh, you were his anchor. The first thought he has when he wakes up and the last when he goes to bed. And not just in that romantic way. Like, yeah, he loves you; he adores you. But it's that kind of obsession that comes with a bitterness of being a soldier.

You possibly always could be the last truly sweet thing he saw. Always reminding himself of the form of your eyes and nose, the contour of your cheekbones. The way your lips brightened into a smile every time he came back.   

Just like now. When he walked through that door, just to be totally smug about it. "Told you I'd be back, cherie, no?" speaking with that French accent. What was so satisfying to hear, especially with the smirk in his voice, was the trouble it caused. "You always say that, but I need to make sure you're whole." You laughed at him before you felt how his strong arm wrapped around your waist. The other joined in too, pulling your body closer with a reference that made clear he missed you. Pip is more the guy to let his feelings speak through physical touch. Drawing you closer, stroking the apples of your cheeks. Tilting up your chin or even when he just massaged some circles in your soft thighs. All ways that spoke a little "Je t'aime" (I love you).

"Oui, wohle? Do I look like I'm missing a limb?" he asked you before grinning down at your smaller frame. When you laid your hands on his broad shoulders. "Let me test that myself, Romeo," you said with that teasing tone and the little glint in your eyes, before your hands felt up my arms.

Feeling some tense but warm muscles through the layer of his coat. "When you continue like that, ma belle, I'm not quite sure if I really don't want to lose a limb," he murmurs, the tone just a little softer. Flirty and cocky, but he meant it and not just in the way that, he said he wanted you in his bed.   

Watching how your delicate fingers traced his frame. You were glad he was back, maybe not for long, but he was. And he was yours, as you were his. And this was what mattered.

"Lose a limb and you can learn to make your favorite drink yourself," talking back with a drawn-up eyebrow. Before he then grabbed your waist and picked you up just to twirl you around the room, but of course you're not so easily off the hook, are you?

Not with Pip Bernadotte. "Wrap your legs around me, cherie. And give your man a smooch; I earned it," before he grabbed the back of your thighs.

Holding your weight up as if this were nothing. He just wanted to feel his pretty girl in his hands after that time. He showered; you could tell it. Just so you would not see the sprinkles of blood or smell the metallic note of guns. Pip smelled like sandalwood and, somehow, cinnamon. Just so you buried your face against his neck. Red hair tickling your skin. How you missed it, this feeling. This warmth.

"A smooch? How should I not when this man here went showering before coming here?" You chuckled before lifting your head, and then his lips were on yours. 

A kiss with him was like an autumn breeze, warm and prickly, making you have a chill down your spine in a good way. With that longing he first tried to suppress. But rough lips are growing needier. A groan came out of his mouth. So touch-starved when away from you, just so in love when feeling you so close pressed against him.

Your arms crossed behind his neck as he held you like this. Lips smacking together, and his breath caressed your cheek. Just one second when you both needed air before his tongue traced your bottom lip. And as soon as you let him...his tongue tangled with yours.

"You are too good to me, cherie. I love to come home to this. To you," mumbling against your lips before he started walking. Safe steps in the direction from the kitchen counter. Before placing you down there.

"Babe, we can't make a mess in the kitchen again. Wait at least until we go upstairs." You giggled before, and with a last greedy smooch, he let go of your lips. Kissing the corner of your mouth, then your cheek. "I learned from my past mistakes. I am here for my welcome home drink. You said you will make it, ma belle," flirty and teasingly with his calloused hands on your thighs, right by the counter next to the fridge. "I said you can make it yourself when you lose a limb," you corrected him. 

"Oh, I heard what you said. But I didn't lose a limb, no? So let me have a drink made with the pretty hands of my woman. And then just exist in your lap. You do that for me, ma petite?" His voice was rough, but you heard how masked it was. That man, with his eye patch and his sarcastic remarks, missed you. Just wanting to have a moment of peace with you.

"I see, sooo your usual Vieux Carré? Although I really don't understand what you have with this drink," you meant then before hopping down the counter and getting the stuff for that cocktail with the French influence of Cognac.

That drink always reminded you of his hair, that color, even when it shone a little gold, but somehow it framed the vibe of this man perfectly. That eyepatch and the hat? This long auburn hair, the ruffled coat used on the edges. The smell of gunpowder and smoke. That was him. And yet the tenderness that was layered underneath...

So this is how it came to this, his head in your lap, your fingers running through his soft hair. His eye closed, smiling as if nothing in this world could hurt him. Sipping his drink and having you humming. "This is just what I needed. Perhaps I should think about an early retirement. Just so I can be around you. Have your warmth against me. Sun shining down. When life actually feels good," he spoke this as if he really saw the vision in his head. Probably because he did. Because with you that soldier actually felt at ease without the need to prove anything....

[unknownkona]

dreamy sigh, pip the man that you are

[angelkorev]

Ok I know this isn't an art post.....

But let's talk about how genuinely attractive Alucard is pls

LIKE BRO YOU CANNOT LOOK AT THIS MEN AND TELL ME "he ain't it" BRO ARE WE LOOKING AT THE SAME CHARACTER?

THE SOFTNESS IN HIS EYESS RAGHHHHH HE GIVES ME MOTIVATION TO DRAW.

LIKE BRO PLS ONE CHANCE I CAN TREAT YOU RIGHT GIVE YOU EVERYTHING PLEASEEEEEEE☹️❤️

[faithintheunknownsblog]

How do pip and alucard (seperately ) deal with a reader who is oblivious to them liking her?fluff plz

A/N: I'm so sorry, I promise I didn't forget- I've just been trying to get more chapters

Alucard

Alucard would just get tired of it, blankly staring at you and plainly asking you, “are you stupid or something?” 

“What?” You ask, taken aback by the rudeness.

“Are you stupid or something,” Alucard asks again in a serious tone that still has a sprinkle of annoyance mixed in since he had to repeat himself.

You shake your head, “no, I heard what you said. I’m just wondering what the actual fuck makes you think you can talk to me like that.”

“Well, clearly you are too dumb to realize I’ve made multiple advances in attempts to court you.” Alucard says plainly. This old geezer still thinks ‘courting’ is a thing.

“Did you offer the plumpest goat in the whole village to my father as well?” You ask sarcastically, “the Hell are you talking about ‘making advances’?”

“I have been doing like what they do in those movies-” Alucard has been watching cheesy rom coms in attempts to learn how to flirt, “-trying to woo you, but you just haven’t caught on.”

You couldn’t keep yourself from laughing, “that’s why you’ve been acting weird?!”

Alucard stays silent.

When you finally stop laughing and catch your breath you rhetorically ask, “Alucard, you do understand that life doesn’t work like that, right? All of those people are actors and the whole thing is scripted.”

Alucard grumbles, “Seras should’ve just let me give you the letter.”

“Letter?” Your curiosity immediately peaks, “you wrote me a letter?”

“Yes,” Alucard pulls the letter out from his jacket and hands it to you. Though he does not show it, he’s nervous as he watches you delicately unfold the paper and your eyes skin across it.

“Huh,” you keep your look unwavering as you look back up at him. Knowing that your unimpressed demeanor has him sweating bullets, then you fold up the paper and with a smirk say, “I could get used to these types of letters.”

“So that means you’ll let me court you?” Alucard asks.

You chuckle, “it’s called dating now, but yes, I’ll let you ‘court’ me.”

Alucard gets the biggest smile, “I told Seras the letter would work.”

“Yeah, you shouldn’t take dating advice from her anymore,” you laugh.

“Well I shouldn’t need to, now  that we’re together,” Alucard says happily.

You just roll your eyes and wave your hand to shoo him away, “alright, now go, I have to finish my work!”

“As you wish,” Alucard tips his head and leaves, now a very happy man to be courted with you.

Pip Bernadotte 

You and Pip are laughing and joking around like usual, but out of nowhere with absolutely no context he says “you make it very hard for me, you know?”

You and him tend to joke around, making lewd jokes, so you assume that’s what he’s doing now, “yes, I know. I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a picture of me you wank off to every night.”

Pip shakes his head, “no, not that way. Well, not all ze time, but zat’s not what I’m talkin’ about now.”

“What are you talking about then?” You ask Pip.

“Not to kiss you, I think about it all ze time,” Pip’s attitude is no longer playful. He constantly thinks about what it’d be like to hold you tight as he gives your soft lips tender kisses. You make him so happy and you’re all he thinks about. 

You go back to not taking him seriously and thinking this is a joke. So you decide to test him like you’ve done before and playfully say, “do it then.”

Pip is tired of all the joking, he leans in and kisses you so passionately, the world fades away. At this moment the rest of the world fades, it’s only you and him as it should be, always and forever.

When you two break apart, you're both breathing heavily, the kiss stole all the air out of both of your lungs and after a long pause Pip finally breaks the silence, “zat what I meant.”

You couldn’t help but chuckle, “I’ve already figured that out by now.” “Just makin’ sure-” Pip smiles, “-because it took you zis long.”

You roll your eyes and Pip steals another kiss, which he will be doing with every chance he gets from now on.

[glitchy-bunx]

Pip Bernadotte headcannons because……

*(Warnings: 18+, mention of alcohol, and how much of a freak this man is in the sheets, guns, but also fluff!)*

•To start it off, this man is cheesy. I feel like he would be those type of boyfriends who always buys flowers, giant teddy bears, and some chocolates for their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day or their anniversary. But he spices it up a bit. I can see him getting you fuzzy handcuffs for when ya’ll get ya’ll’s freak on in bed. >;3

•He may not show it, but he’s a sensitive man. You have him watch lion king, the titanic, or any sad movie, he will be crying, and he will cling onto you like a child while crying his eyes out.

•I can see him crashing his/ya’ll’s shared car once or twice. Of course, the man he is, he will pay for the damages, and will send you a sorry card for probably giving you a heart attack and nonchalantly explaining why he won’t be able to get to the house sooner than he thought.

•He would definitely want to add food to sex. Maybe alcohols he and you like. Can see him licking honey or something off of your tits/chest. And he will do it with a smirk.

•HATES BUGS!!! He, being a mercenary, has been in forests most likely, and hates mosquitoes, flies, and will cry, throw up, and then faint at the sight of a giant tarantula. Girl if you afraid of bugs, and you call him to kill it, he would most likely say to get one of the guns from under the bed, and just shoot it.

•The type of dates he would take you on are cheap, sometimes pricey, but meaningful! He would take you to a carnival, if you don’t like roller coasters, that’s okay! He’ll just take you to a club! Oh, you don’t like dancing? That’s fine! Bars are nice as well! Don’t wanna drink? He’ll understand! A picnic is nice, and relaxing! Trust me, whatever type of dates you desire, he’ll most likely try to make it happen, or will make it up to you afterwards if you don’t really like it as much! •He will compliment you to death! He will tell you how gorgeous you are, how beautiful you look, how much of a goddess you are! He can and willingly worship the ground you walk on. He doesn’t care what your body looks like, what color your skin is, where you’re from-HE WILL LOVE YOU, WORSHIP YOU, PRAISE YOU FOR MERELY EXISTING!!!!

Sadly that’s all I got, I will be making more headcannons and/or fanfics in the future! 🥹✨

[zestyaahbutler]