Today
Tumblr has shown me ads for
Motorcycle engine parts
Marble countertops
MAGA hats
Psychic predictions for the movie awards
Magic jewelry
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I love it here, none of this pertains to me.
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Today
Tumblr has shown me ads for
Motorcycle engine parts
Marble countertops
MAGA hats
Psychic predictions for the movie awards
Magic jewelry
B
I love it here, none of this pertains to me.
Someone please tell me wtf this is supposed to be advertising
aww tumblr thinks im a howrse girl
@uncle-beanbag-mojave why am I getting your ads?
What.
Well color me intrigued
Keep getting the slutty Velma tiktok sticker ad. Nope, no thank you. Will be avoiding at all cost and reporting the ad.
Same goes for any AI ad I get.
Can I go back to vinegar bread? The fish shaped pencil case? The weird MSPaint rubber band over the doorknob?
Bring back the classic hellsite ads?
They keep giving me sponsored ads with a random priest dressed in nuclear pink donning a crucifix bigger than what the pope wears.
Because 90% of my personality is me talking about how Lunita and Mu are gonna bang in the church one day, how much we love Ghost and wanna wear a grucifix the size of a fucking Flava Flav clock, pink + blue foreverrrrr, and how often I bitch about her crucifix clipping into shirts lmfao
like, tumblr. There ain't no one who can save me. And how dare you assume I want saving! THIS IS MY BLISS, LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU HEATHENS. I AM SAVED BY MY OWN IDIOT IMAGINATION.
It is an upgrade from the weird phone game ads tho, thanks. Honestly amazed I don't get ads for chorizo.