So Ozzie what would you do if you were in the human world?
Ozzie - Honey, I AM the sin of Lust himself. Technically, my influence is already everywhere in the human world! Me and my demons are some of the only ones who can go to and fro between Earth and Hell without repercussion! Unless, you know, some random kid at a sleepover decides that summoning demons is more fun than gossiping about boys. (A horrible decision, really)
So while I haven't been up there myself in QUITE some time, I've heard some stories from my workers, and let me just say, ya'll need some serious help up there. There are lines we do not cross, even in Hell, and a couple of you humans are playing hopscotch with those lines.
But to answer your question, if I was on a vaycay and decided to go to the human world for a while (assumedly in disguise)?
I'd go to Orlando, Florida, probably. I wanna know what's going on with these "Florida Man" headlines I keep seeing. Several demons have also been hyping up the Disney and Universal parks there, and it'd be nice to go to a theme park that ISN'T aggressively Lucifer themed for once.
(Blog-owner Cheeto speaking: If ever you have to pick one, I'd suggest Universal. When I went, they allowed free drink refills, which Disney did not. It was a freaking lifesaver. I have never consumed more sprite in my life 🤣 I recall lines also being shorter, there being lots of non-ride things to do that don't cost extra money, and there being far more spots for shade. They also have quite a lot of pigeons there! :D)
