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Most Huggable Hellaverse Character (Round 1, Section 1, Match 4)
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Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
Wally Wackford (Helluva Boss)
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Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes
(The IMP gang is being chased and need to make a quick getaway as they're being shot at, but the side door won't open)
Moxxie (Anxiously yells as he tries the passenger door to no avail): WELL WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?!
Blitz (Quickly tells him): IT'S LOCKED!
Moxxie (Loudly asks): WELL WHERE ARE THE KEYS?!
Blitz (Shouts back): INSIDE!
Moxxie (Snarls): OH GREAT!
Millie (Just breaks the window and hops in)
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(Fizzarolli wants to impress his boyfriend, so he decided to do some baking before Asmodeus got home)
Fizzarolli (Sees Asmodeus entering the kitchen and cheerfully goes): Perfect timing! I think my loaf of bread is just about done. (Opens oven and the whole thing is filled with fire)
Fizzarolli (Screams as he tries batting the fire with his oven mitts before closing the oven door): ...I'm just gonna give it a few more minutes.
Asmodeus (Snaps his fingers to extinguish the fire and gives Fizzarolli a look, followed by flatly telling him): Never again.
Fizzarolli (Concedes immediately and says): Yeah, that's fair.
Blitz: “Now that we’re together, you know what we should do?”
Stolas: “Sicken everyone with our over-the-top displays of love.”
Blitz: “Oh, you’re perfect.”
I see what they did there with Blitz's shirt. ;) XD XD XD Just swap the "G" and "C" around and you'll see what I mean. ;) It definitely fits Blitz though. ;)
I am so curious about this scene because it looks like Blitz and Moxxie are at a karaoke bar or something and fighting over the song/who sings lead, and I just want to know how they got to this point. XD XD XD Are they attending a party at the bar, is this done as an attempt to cheer Stolas up since he loves to sing, are they on a mission, or something else; either way, this moment in the teaser made me giggle. XD XD XD
Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes
(Cash drops young Barbie Wire and Blitzo with a sitter so he can go out and drink)
Cash (Tells the sitter as he quickly sets stuff on the table): Alright, here are their leashes, their poop-bags, here's all their medication. Oh, and you don't want to piss them off cuz they haven't had their shots. Bye.
Blitzo (Sees how eager Cash is to leave and asks): When are you coming back for us?
Cash (Sassily replies): Sweetheart, I've been wanting my comeback since you were born. (Swiftly leaves as the twins stare for a moment before looking unsurprised)
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(It's Fizzarolli's birthday and Stolas and Blitz are at the Lust palace to celebrate with him and Asmodeus, but Stolas gets confused when he reads the cake they got him)
Asmodeus (Turns to Stolas and quietly explains): Fizz doesn't celebrate birthdays. Blitz and I did our best to keep the language on the cake complaint.
Fizzarolli (Looks down at the cake and reads it aloud): Hello during a random dessert. The month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus. (Gazes from Asmodeus to Blitz and emotionally tells them) You guys, I never cry, but...
Blitz (Pats his best friend's shoulder and cheerfully says): Alright. Happy expulsion, Fizz. (Everyone then digs in for cake)
Something I'm wondering about is that if Fizz and Blitz are hanging out in this episode, does that mean that maybe Stolas and Ozzie will be doing something together? Given that Ozzie likely knows that Stolas was covering for Blitz at the trial, (if his expressions were anything to go off of in addition to Stolas telling him about Blitz needing to access the mortal world, and thus could deduced Blitz used Stolas's grimoire to do so), he may want to see how things are going because I'm sure he thought Satan's punishment was too severe as well as he would feel some guilt over what happened (even if there wasn't anything he could do to help since they did break the law and then he'd get in trouble too for knowing about it :( ).
Plus, even with a bodyguard, I'm sure Ozzie worries about Fizz being in danger, so I think he wouldn't want to be alone/would want to keep his mind busy and checking in/talking with Stolas would help with that. :) Also, I just want to see them become friends because right now they're more acquaintances and even though we saw Ozzie be pretty casual around Stolas in "Oops," Stolas himself was mostly keeping it formal (no doubt due to his upbringing to respect fellow royals/obey the hierarchy :/), so it'd be nice for them to have some fun together and maybe even we'll get a flashback to how Fizz and Ozzie met since I'm sure Stolas is curious about that just like we are. ;)
So, either that may happen or:
Perhaps Loona is talking to Stolas here (because I think it's either him or Octavia in this scene, but it makes more sense to me if it's the former) and they get to have some quality time bonding time at a party in Gluttony while Blitz and Fizz hang out. If Stolas is in this scene, then maybe it'll wind up that Stolas has a talk with Bee instead of Ozzie since with her empathetic abilities, his distressed emotional state over everything will make it really easy for her to pinpoint him at the party and she'd want a check-in/get him to a happier state. :/
I guess we'll just have to wait and see what shenanigans they all get up to. ;)
Blitzø: welcome to I.M.P! You’re now officially a member of the family!
Reader looking around the office: this is great!
Stolas: it’s nice not to be the “new guy” anymore
Reader finds old picture of I.M.P.*
Blitzø: yeah that was us in our early days. I get real nostalgic looking at that one
Reader: …why’s your forehead so fucking big?
Blitzø: that’s a really good question. Welp! Our first job with the newbie is a real fucking doozy
Reader: wait what?
Moxxie: who’s the target today sir?
Reader: is nobody gonna-
Stolas: a businesswoman from New York City
Blitzø: ah! The big apple! Let’s fucking do this!!!
Moxxie: ooooo! broadway here I come!
Reader: guys! Can we talk about this?!?
Blitzø: oh right! You probably need some kind of training before we head out huh?
Reader: no! I’m asking abou-
Blitzø: -ok good cause we don’t really have time for that. Let’s go gang!
Stolas: I’ll wait for you here Blitzy
Blitzø: I’ll be thinking of you the whole time babe!
Reader: I’m never gonna get an answer am I?
Millie: it’s Millie time!
Blitzø: Millie. How many times do I have to tell you not to say that?
