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angel: (holding a tiny microphone up to fizz) describe your gender in 5 words.
fizz: uhhhh fuck.
fizz: clowns. chaos. (incomprehensible gargling). edible blacklight paint.
angel: you have one more... i guess.
fizz: "uhhhh fuck" was one of them.
fizz: did you know your dad is like... horribly transphobic?
blitz: no but it doesn't surprise me. why, who was he transphobic against?
fizz: (slowly tilts his head to the side quizzically because blitz knew him basically his whole life before the fire and somehow never even had the tiniest guess that fizz has been all sorts of transmasc and genderqueer since he was like 12)
fizz: my horns are black you dumb bitch
blitz:
Y'ALL...
with the eggs being ozzie-colored and the fact that he's a giant chicken, i can't help but wonder if these mofos "make their own eggs" and then eat them shdjsjfjjsjd
concept: fizz is having one of his arms repaired so he's not wearing it while he and ozz are eating dinner. ozz tries to grab something off fizz's plate just to play with him, and fizz forgets he has no arm to stop him with, so just his shoulder moves and they both die laughing
ozzie: (comes home from work)
fizzy: hey baby, i made you MOLTEN LAVA for dinner!
ozzie: what
fizzy:
( NSFW text )
( content notes: implied pregnancy, implied pregnant while trans )
blitz: does having better sex increase your chances of getting pregnant?? like if you just raw it super hard and have hella orgasms
fizz: i mean yeah. fertility hormones also make you want to fuck like the energizer bunny so
blitz: cool then i have a question about you and oz
fizz: will you just download a dating app already and stop being so vicarious holy fuck shut the fuck up. put your phone down and go jerk off with your horse-loving ass cheese-eating ass horrible boss motherfucker. take your truck to a damn car wash and then open the doors and drop your pants so those big-ass brush things can wash your crusty ass and give you the sloppy of a lifetime to shut you up. fuck on a duck i will whoop your ass so hard if you don't stay out of our business and you'll be looking up and down the sidewalk for your teeth
blitz: so i take it they've got you on the max dosages possible
fizz: golly gee how'd you know
( content notes: pregnancy implied, pregnant while trans )
as much as i think fizzy and ozzie would want to have a baby so freaking badly, i also think fizz would suck so bad at enduring all the fertility treatments (and at being pregnant) because he's so energetic that he can't just... sit the fuck down or take a nap lol. especially when he gets super hyped up by telling himself "it's going to work THIS time" and ozzie has to beg him to stop doing shit like running around in circles and doing clown bullshit.
( content notes: pregnancy implied because i get it tbh )
concept: fizz is on fertility hormones while he and oz are trying to have a baby, and he's having absolutely chaotic crying spells and mood swings, and flying off the handle getting enraged at everything. and ozzie has to try sooo hard not to laugh when fizzy starts insulting him / arguing with him about the stupidest shit or mocking him like "OOOO I'M THE BIG SCARY DEADLY SIN OF LUST BUT I'M JUST A GIANT COCK, SO THREATENING, OOOO SO TERRIFYING, I GO AAAAAAA WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, BITCH, BE AFRAID, START PISSING YOUR PANTS"
