#trans!fizzarolli

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fuck it trans fizz horn edits

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ozzie: fizzy i know you hate your birthday but i got you a gift certificate for top surgery

fizzy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BIG DUMB BITCH

blitz: ...jesus christ, fizz. you can't appreciate--

ozzie: (smitten) it means he's really happy. look at him.

fizzy:

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not me headcanoning fizz as trans purely because of how perfect he looks with the trans flag colors

just pure blorbo right here

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fizz: did you know your dad is like... horribly transphobic?

blitz: no but it doesn't surprise me. why, who was he transphobic against?

fizz: (slowly tilts his head to the side quizzically because blitz knew him basically his whole life before the fire and somehow never even had the tiniest guess that fizz has been all sorts of transmasc and genderqueer since he was like 12)

fizz: my horns are black you dumb bitch

blitz:

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( content notes: pregnancy implied, pregnant while trans implied, miscarriage etc implied )

concept: blitz accidentally finding out fizz is pregnant and he starts freaking out getting excited like "oh my god my best friend is having a baby i'm gonna tell everybody!!" but fizz has to stop him so fast because like... there's a reason he and oz don't tell anyone. it's not the first time they've been pregnant and there's still no baby. so. fizz very gently explains why, and blitz tries so hard not to cry because he immediately thinks it's his fault because of the fire, and they both just cry together for a bit.

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( content notes: implied pregnancy, implied pregnant while trans )

blitz: does having better sex increase your chances of getting pregnant?? like if you just raw it super hard and have hella orgasms

fizz: i mean yeah. fertility hormones also make you want to fuck like the energizer bunny so

blitz: cool then i have a question about you and oz

fizz: will you just download a dating app already and stop being so vicarious holy fuck shut the fuck up. put your phone down and go jerk off with your horse-loving ass cheese-eating ass horrible boss motherfucker. take your truck to a damn car wash and then open the doors and drop your pants so those big-ass brush things can wash your crusty ass and give you the sloppy of a lifetime to shut you up. fuck on a duck i will whoop your ass so hard if you don't stay out of our business and you'll be looking up and down the sidewalk for your teeth

blitz: so i take it they've got you on the max dosages possible

fizz: golly gee how'd you know

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( content notes: pregnancy implied, pregnant while trans )

as much as i think fizzy and ozzie would want to have a baby so freaking badly, i also think fizz would suck so bad at enduring all the fertility treatments (and at being pregnant) because he's so energetic that he can't just... sit the fuck down or take a nap lol. especially when he gets super hyped up by telling himself "it's going to work THIS time" and ozzie has to beg him to stop doing shit like running around in circles and doing clown bullshit.

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( content notes: pregnancy implied because i get it tbh )

concept: fizz is on fertility hormones while he and oz are trying to have a baby, and he's having absolutely chaotic crying spells and mood swings, and flying off the handle getting enraged at everything. and ozzie has to try sooo hard not to laugh when fizzy starts insulting him / arguing with him about the stupidest shit or mocking him like "OOOO I'M THE BIG SCARY DEADLY SIN OF LUST BUT I'M JUST A GIANT COCK, SO THREATENING, OOOO SO TERRIFYING, I GO AAAAAAA WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, BITCH, BE AFRAID, START PISSING YOUR PANTS"