#helluva satan x reader

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I now need more than 2 000 Satan x reader RIGHT THIS INSTANT

Writers CHOP CHOP CHOP

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Satan x positive but dominant!reader

Not sure if dominant is the right word-- more like "reader who doesn't take shit and shuts it down before it starts" but that's... a long title

Notes: reader is gn, this is a request, short post, written on mobile, still trying to get a feel for Satan

CWs: none

big angry man folding in an instant under his more fierce and wicked partner... except his partner is truly one of the sweetest and most optimistic people youve ever met in your life-- okay... well folding isnt the best word, its more like... heeling... backing down... its not instant but with enough of a glare you can make him sit back and hold his tongue for at least a little bit

which is a lot more than most people can even dream of doing!

sometimes your positivity sickens him but in an odd way he finds it endearing. he only tolerates it from you, if anyone else dared to tell him to look on the bright side or to take a chill pill he would smite them right where they stand

"someones going to die today." "of fun!" thats it thats the dynamic

you have single handedly saved so many lives when hes feeling cranky

doesnt dare speak up against you when you give him the look, he knows better than to try to argue with you when youve decided something isnt a good idea or worth the trouble or hassle

the longest most defeated sigh after staring at you for a long moment before conceding and agreeing with you- whatever the circumstance may be.... not incinerating someone where they stand.... or simply accepting that pepsi is okay when he wanted coke

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What they call you (Helluva edition 3/4)

i think i am going to limit this to four parts, cant think of who else you guys might wanna see UHUHUHUH yeah characters: ozzie, mammon, satan, beelzebub notes: no leviathan or belphagor due to them not really speaking much during the previous episode.... maybe one day...! reader is gn but alt names will be provided in the instance of any gendered names, youre in a polycule with ozzie and fizz, short post its literally nickname stuff cws: none

OZZIE

they call you: youre likely to get an animal based nickname like fizz- most definitely reflecting you in some way.... though... the idea of him calling you his firefly is cute! sometimes calls you a cutesey version of your name (be it shortened or he adds a y at the end.... or both...)

they like being called: hot stuff always gets a chuckle from him, regardless of if you have more... intimate tones... littered under your words!

MAMMON

they call you: munchkin! he seems like the type to call his lover his munchkin- maybe its the general way he talks but it sounds in character... dollface is another common name

they like being called: really he loves just about anything you call him, especially if it can be taken as a compliment- hes not all that picky with you so long as theres some thought

SATAN

they call you: doll, sweet thing/face... theres a certain drawl that comes out when hes referring to you. would also simply call you by your name

they like being called: would also be a hot stuff enjoyer, but if you really want to get his attention call him something cute and sweet- like dear or hon... its so simple and hes so ready to lose his temper on everyone else- but you give him pause. youre also the only one allowed to call him stuff like that

BEELZEBUB

they call you: sugar, sweetie/sweetheart/any rendition of the sweet names, babe, theres hardly just ONE name that she settles on for you! theres always a rotation of things she calls you!

they like being called: queen gets a laugh out of her, she is a queen- well... a sin... but its nice having it reinforced, even if youre simply using it as a term of endearment. honey pie/pot makes her heart swell

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Can you do romantic for Helluva Satan x male! reader who's one of the Kings of the Ars Goetia, but reader is super chill and nice and super small in size?

Satan x ars goetia!reader

my tummy kinda hurts after drinking my hot cocoa but tbh i think i needed it- the cocoa and the ouchy. sometimes. a lil pain helps one lock in/lh notes: male reader, short and sweet, written on computer, youre like really small compared to satan- youre like stolas sized if not a little smaller cws: none

Honestly you probably think you're all that because you're up there in status... and you know what... he likes that you know your worth. He can respect it, and he's going to see to it that you get the treatment you deserve

At least you're kind... youre not really demanding or entitled, and you don't really step on others. You're secure and confident but you don't flaunt it. That's not going to stop him from spoiling you though... sometimes he takes it too far if he feels someone has slighted you

He likes carrying you around in his palms... but the size difference does get under his skin. He's not particularly affectionate, especially physically... but it does get annoying that he has to be so careful around you. Sure he probably could manipulate his size, buuuuut... it might not have even crossed his mind. Or maybe he's so stubborn in maintaining his stature for intimidation and looks. Reputation tends to trump petty desires for him

He can be a little callous though, it's not that he always means to be nasty or malicious it's just that he's prone to giving in to anger. Hes... working on it!

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Satan w/ E F M (Angst alphabet)

you guys know what time it is! spin a ton of wheels to build a bunch of posts to bring the queue back because eeerm the inbox is kind of dead grrgrrrgrrr!!!! prompts: EX, FIGHT, MISERY Notes: gn reader, reader can be seen as hell born or sinner, short and not very sweet, written on computer, bro does NOT know how to handle conflict without losing his shit cws: canon typical violence mentions, who knew the dude with horrid anger issues would get heated during an argument, no hitting but it can get nasty, mentions of death of a loved one

EX

it doesnt matter if you and your ex broke up on good terms- hell if he had it his way he wouldnt want your ex to be friends with you. its not so much that hes jealous. hes SATAN- hes got nothing to worry about right? i meeeeeean going from an extremely powerful sin to just some dude would be absolutely stupid! hes not some insecure fuck who needs to keep you on a leash

actually if your ex tried to make a move on you hed find it a little funny... for a while... hes not exactly known for being able to keep his cool for long...

and hes open about hating your ex, by the way. he kind of strikes me as the type to not particularly like the idea of you having people before him but hey thats a whole other thing. and whether you take this in a bad way or not he kind of treats you like a trophy

FIGHT

arguments can get nasty between the two of you really quick. really nasty. even if theres a mediator it'll get messy. even worse if the topic is about something serious instead of a disagreement over what to do for the weekend

he will say mean shit. he will yell. he will flare his flames as he seethes. if you were anyone else he may have crushed you. but he at least tries to remember his methods to soothe himself- but hes not the type to back down from a fight, and shutting things down is going to take a few tries

its also a control thing- if you walk away he loses. if he walks away he loses. good luck with that, hes a hard one to change

MISERY

it doesnt matter how you died or how long ago, hes going to be angry. his grief comes out like that because he refuses to seem sad and vulnerable. of course hes sad that youre dead. hes gutted

but something in him refuses to let him cry. he wants to break things and if someone was responsible for your passing hes going to make sure they suffer for it. he wont kill them, and whatever he does hes going to drag it out.. but god its going to take everything to not just... purge them from the depths of hell right then and there the second he gets his hands on them

his temper is a lot shorter for a long time after you die