How to Manage your Menace
Lee: Blitzø
Lers: (Mostly) Fizz and Stolas.
Sorry if it’s a little long! I wanted it to feel cozy, since it’s SFW and slice of life. But here’s my first tickle fic!
It had been several months since the trial where Stolas saved Blitzø from execution, and despite it costing him well….everything, he found that after the dust settled, he was beginning to enjoy the new life he was building with Blitzø.
It was a slow burn, taking time to really get to know each other after the mess they once called their relationship. For the first time in both of their lives, they had found peace and comfort in another person, with no strings attached.
Obviously this terrified Blitzø, but also quietly excited him, even if he never said it out loud.
The biggest change in their life so far was their new apartment. With I.M.P.’s surge of business after the trial, they were able to upgrade to a two bedroom apartment; no more couch or beanbag chair, but a shared king sized bed.
Blitzø-even if he’d never admit it- was eager to show off how domestic he had become. The first person he wanted to show off to was his childhood and newly rekindled best friend Fizzarolli. If there was anyone who would be proud of him for the growth, he knew it was him.
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At exactly 6:01, there was a knock on the door. Stolas opened it and there stood Fizz, with a bouquet of flowers and a cake.
“I was sent with flower and cake,” the jester said. “The cake under the condition we wait for Ozzie to eat it. He got held up at the factory but didn’t want to keep you waiting on us.”
Stolas smiled as a Blitzø took the cake and flowers “Huh, this is fancy stuff,” he said looking at the cake.
“Did you think Ozzie was going to settle for cheap chocolate?” Fizz smiled
Stolas chucked “No I suppose not.”
The phone rang, and Blitzø answered, immediately looking annoyed.
“Okay be right down. Idiot pizza guy can’t find the building…yeah I know you’re still on the phone you should know you’re an idiot. I’ll be right back,” he said as he ran out the door rolling his eyes.
When Blitzø closed the door, Stolas barely had time to blink before Fizz had pulled him into a hug; he was already confused, but moreso when he heard a sob come from Fizz before he could start talking.
“I need to thank you,” he said, voice trembling. “Seeing him up there, with them about to…” he trailed off unable to say it without a sob. “I missed him for 15 years. I just got him back in my life. The idea of having to miss him for the rest of my life…just. Thank you.”
Stolas’s heart swelled. He knew how much it meant to Blitzø to have Fizz back, and to see it meant just as much to Fizz really warmed his heart.
“It may have…uprooted my life to say the least. But building a new one with Blitzø is worth it. Even if he is a menace sometimes, he’s my menace”
Fizz looked at Stolas and smirked. “You know, there’s ways to manage the whole menace thing” he said, holding back a little laughter. “I grew up with him, so trust me when I say it comes in handy”
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Blitzo came back upstairs holding the pizza with both hands while still yelling at the driver on speaker phone, yelling about who’s the bigger asshole among the too. Finally he hung up, much to the amused looks of his best friend and boyfriend. They shared one with one another and he absolutely noticed.
“What did you two make out while I was—-WHOA HEY FIZZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?””
Before he could finish his sentence, Fizz had jumped across the room, grabbing Blitzø and pinning him with his arms over his head. While Blitzø may have been able to wrestle himself out of it as a child’s, with Fizz’s robo limbs it was impossible.
“What the fuck are you doing?!” He yelled at Fizz, who was already laughing.
“I’m showing Stolas how to handle you when you’re being a menace,” he said matter of factly. “Just like when we were kids”
“What?” Blitzø snorted. Fizz that was years ago I’m not ticklish any-
He was interrupted again, this time by the feeling of Fizz’s tail poking him in the ribs. To his horror, he immediately started giggling at the sensation, much to Stolas’s amusement.
“What were you saying about about growing out of it?” Fizz teased, still tickling his ribs with his tail, as Blitzø giggles became more desperate by the second.
“Pleaseheheheeehe okay you you proved your pointhahahaha” the imp said.
“Buddy I’m just getting started. Stolas come here and hold his arms up, I need both for my next trick”
Blitzø eyes widened, and he attempted to plead with Stolas to not, but Fizz’s tail tickling had him in such a giggle fit he couldn’t get any words out.”
Stolas looked down at his sweet boyfriend, writhing and laughing and couldn’t help but admire how adorable he was. He almost felt bad for helping Fizz torment him.
Almost. Definitely not bad enough to stop though.
Once Stolas has Blitzø’s arms pinned, Fizz stopped his tail tickle attack.”
“Fuck you!” Blitzø said, taking deep breaths. He hadn’t been tickled in years, since before the circus fire, and was horrified to see he was just as ticklish as a full adult. He was an ASSASSIN for Lucifer’s sake and he had just been taken down by the tip of that damn jester’s tail.
Fizz looked down at him. “Take a deep breath buddy you’re gonna need it. Okay Stolas pay close attention.”
Before Blitzø could protest, all of Fizz’s fingers were tickling his sides and that familiar, immediate feeling took over.
“AHAHAHAHHAHAHASHAHSHAH NO FIZZ AHAHHAAHSHPLESSE” he shouted through his peals of hysterical laughter.
“Please what? Move to a different spot?” Fizz laughed. “Okay well since you were so polite about it”
He moved his fingers from his sides to his stomach, causing Blitzø to start thrashing best as he could, attempting to escape. But Stolas and Fizz held on.
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHASHHAHSS YOU JESTER FUCKER THATS NOT WHAHAHAHAH I-WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Fizz planted a raspberry on Blitzø stomach which made him let out an honest to Satan squeal, nearly killing him from embarrassment but made Stolas melt. Seeing Blitzø so vulnerable was new. Even in their new stage of life, he rightfully had some issues opening up.
“Okay fine fine”, Fizz teased, I think I know what you mean”
Blitzø was about to yell something threatening and obscene back, when he felt Fizz’s hands slip under his arms.
His worst spot, and Fizz knew it.
And it may have been worst now than ever before.
Blitzø exploded laughing.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAS FIZZ NO PLEEHEHEHEHHEHEEHASEEEE” he was fully hysterics now, barely being held still by the two.
“All you need to do to make this stop is tell us you’re the most ticklish imp in hell.” Fizz announced cheerfully, as he took a second to let Blitzø breath.
“FUCK YOU”
“Alright your choice then. Hey Stolas, you got long claws, see if you can reach Blitzø’s armpits from there”
Blitzø’s eyes widened. Having two hands under there was already killing him. Having four may do the job. But there was no way in Hell he was saying that.
Or so he thought. Because Stolas could indeed hold Blitzø still while tickling him at the same time Fizz did, and the second he felt both of them under his arms, he went BESERK.
NOOOOAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHSA
He was bucking, shrieking, in pure hysterics now.
To make it much worse, Stolas chimed in with tease for the first time.
“Blitzy dear you know how to make this stop.”
His face grew a deep black from blushing at that, and despite all his toughness, that finally did him in .
“AGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAFINENOAHAHAHHAAIMTHEMOSTTICKLISHIMPINHELLLLLAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
The tickling slowed and stopped as promise. Stolas let his arms go and he pulled them down quickly. Before Fizz let him up, he turned to Stolas.
“And that’s how you manage a menace.”
If Blitzø hadn’t just been tickled within an inch of his life, he would’ve said retorted with something way wittier, but instead he just flipped Fizz off while taking a deep breath.
Fizz chuckled, got down on the ground and hugged him.
“You know, I missed fucking around with you like that buddy. I missed that stupid laugh you do.”
Blitzo genuinely smiled at that one despite himself.
Fizz looked up at Stolas, who was content to let the two friends enjoy their moment, and gestured to Stolas to get down there and join the hug. Once Blitzo felt him, his heart almost cracked. Here were two of the most important people in his world, both who he almost lost, thanks to his own stupidity who truly loved him for him, flaws and all. Young Blitzø wouldn’t ever believe that and current Blitzø barely did himself.
Of course, old habits die hard and after a moment of sweetness, Blitzø opened his mouth.
“So are we waiting for Ozzie to get the orgy going or-?”
Fizz and Stolas looked at each other and nodded, and before Blitzo could react, he found himself getting tickled from both sides, his laughter filling the apartment once again.
AHAHAHAHAAH WAIT IM SORRY AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Stolas whispered into his ear “Sorry Blitzy, you know what happens to menaces”
Blitzø shrieked. Thanks to Fizz,Stolas had a new tool and boy did he plan on using it.
Somehow though, Blitzø didn’t hate that.