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I was bored so I searched up "Help I accidentally" in Google as the internet suggests. Safe to say it did no disappoint.

#Help I accidentally #I don't know which is the worst.

I'm sorry, you what?

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2024

versus 2026

I may start doing this every year to see how society is doing.

We're not restarting the ussr anymore, but there is a concerning amount of summoning happening on accident.

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HELP ME PLS

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED BILL CIPHER AND GOOGLE HAS NO ANSWERE WHAT DO I DO

(also this is a joke based off of the help i accidentally meme btw)

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Ok, I know @twinterrors29 meant star wars but hear me out?

This is how Sunshine finds them, his special trick. Once he senses an Other, he can project into them, see through their eyes, feel through their skin. Maybe just a glimpse, a few heartbeats, if the distance between them is great. If they're close, he can fully shift.

He isn't sure what happens to his Other when he does, if they're surpressed in the same body, or if they take control of him while he's away. (Hence the restraints that are part of his... ritual. He's not risking his ship in potentially negligent hands.)

The goal is to gather enough information to hunt them down in the physical world. Sometimes that means asking the kinds of questions that earn him startled looks and concerned glances. Mute observation can be productive too, if equally perplexing to his Others' companions, but it's difficult when his first instinct is always provocation.

He simply can't remain silent the first time he shifts and comes face-to-face with himself. "Nice touch," he says of the manacles that bind his Other's half-stripped body to the floor. The pull of the unprecedented second Other, crouched before him to caress his face, is near overwhelming at this proximity. It would be so easy to just... slither behind those eyes, overbright with fascination and a familiar, gut-stirring possessiveness.

So he does. His new perspective snaps into place, and the caressing hand, now at his bidding, clenches the kneeling Other's jaw. Such a wild-looking thing, but the hot indignation staring back at him fits with the soldiers lining the room. It belongs to one accustomed to command.

He'd barely paused to consider the ramifications of chain-shifting, but this is the more entertaining of two likely outcomes. The distance was so slight, he feels that he could inhabit this body indefinitely. If only he needn't worry about his own, drifting through space in the care of a wildling. At least his berth is comfortable, unlike the floor of this drafty, primitive structure.

"The jackboot's on the other foot now, hm?" he says, and titters at the garbled protest and scrape of chains that is the best this Other can manage. Then he leans until they're sharing the same air, until constellations appear in the exotic freckles across a sun-browned nose. "Don't bother, you've already instructed them not to believe a word he says, haven't you?"

Furious silence is answer enough. Sunshine tsks softly and stands. Preening in the Other's murderous glare, he smooths down his borrowed uniform coat. It's heavier and more restrictive than he expected, but in a pleasant way.

A mirror is in order.

He spins on a heel, waves, "Resume the tests," and saunters for the door.

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