#help oml

[blitzstoneshouldbecanon]

My brother just asked me if I could ship two songs what would I ship and I said Lady Stardust by David Bowie and Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon-

[the-withering-system]

When you think there's like maybe 10-15 of you but the second you're alone you quickly realise that was a large underestimation.

[ani-bunnie13]

guys im so unmotivated what do u want me to post, send asks, idgaf just help-🤍🤍🤍

[blushy-shroom]

So my 5th hour is math. We kept our textbooks on a shelf, and I went to grab my book and my friend's book for them, so they were standing next to me while I grabbed both of our books. I put up my arms to grab them anD SHE JUST GRABBED MY RIBS TO TRY AND PICK ME UP CUS I'M A SHORT BOI AND AJSHSHDJHSDGHG

Obviously I’m like GAH NO WAIT and start giggling my head off, yk being the frickin ticklish boi i am, AND SHE- MY FRIEND OMLL- SHE GOES-

“Oh my gosh Shroom, you’re so cute, l didn't know you were ticklish!”

I WAS SO RED OH MY GOD AJSJDHJLSHGDLJHSLJGDH

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AND IN 7TH HOUR! There was this girl, named Sage or something (she's like kinda cute ngl ahshgadhfljgh), sitting with some other girl, and they were talking about how she was so skinny and her knees were so pink and just how she looked in general, not in a mean way just girly talk yk. The girl was poking her ribs and she was laughing and she was squeezing her knees, and i sit RIGHT NEXT TO THEM,, I WAS SO FLUSTERED OMG CUS SHE SAID- LIKE SUPER CASUALLY- “Hehey bro stohop, I’m ticklish man, AYE! Stop!”

LIKE- HOW DID SHE SAY THAT SO CASUALLY??? ASDFFJSHKJHSKJHLKSJAHLKSJ

I WOULD HAVE EXPLODED INTO A STUTTERING MESS OF BLUSH EVEN AT THE POSSIBILITY OF ME HAVING TO SAY THE TWORD LIKE AHDBDJJFJDK

SO IM JUST SITTING AT MY TABLE, BLUSHING PROFUSELY, TRYING TO READ THE ARTICLE WE WERE ASSIGNED.

My friend Sadie comes over and goes:

"hey shroomie wassup- oh jeez why are you so red pffff are you flustered oh my gosh why"

THAT DOESN'T HELP MY BLUSH SVHSHDHF

IM STUTTERING THROUGH MY SENTENCE LIKE PFF OH YEAH HAHA IM JUST UM I LIKE THIS GIRL AGSJDJDJJF CUS ID RATHER ADMIT THAT AHDHDJHFJF

CUS MY 7th HOUR HAS SOME FRESHMAN IN IT TOO, AND MY CRUSH IS THIS GIRL I MET JN AN ART CLUB JDJDJDKD

I JUST ADMITTED I LIKED HER INSTEAD OF TELLING SADIE ACTUALLY WHY AHSJDJJDJFKHFN

[baekberrie]

Hum..hi? You've posted some ramdom p*rn spam, just wondering if you knew?

Hi! No I really didn't know, thank you for telling me. I can't believe a p*rn bot took over my feed idk how that happened :( does anyone know how to fix this? :((

[the-battle-of-starcourt]

I just said something in French but idk what it means I learned French for like a week last year

[twentyoneskeletoncliques]

i love fall out boy so much but i can't get past the chorus without switching into brittney spears

[ask--roxystrider]

Roxy are yoU alright? YoU seem a bit, drUnk.

Roxy: N-No. I’m not! Just, uh, what's the word... Tipsy! *she giggled*