#heman

[ma-ie]

me trying to get reported to HR so i can go talk to that hunk of sweaty meat named adam

[sidewalk-cracks]

go watch Masters of the Universe PLEASE oh my god. You don't need to have previous experience with He-Man to watch it. I didn't and I loved it. Whoever's talking shit about it online is a liar. It's funny. The action sequences are BADASS. Adam is hot as fuck. Like that man is thicker than Chris Hemsworth's Thor. He could crush your skull like a watermelon with his biceps OR his thighs. Oh my god his thighs. The skirt and loincloth. The dramatic blonde curtain bangs. The midriff showing off the thickass six-pack. Nicholas Galitzine is a BRICKSHIT HOUSE. not to mention Jared Leto finally found the one role he's good at. His voice acting is dramatic and theatrical and goofy AND intimidating and menacing and powerful. All the side characters were great. The costumes were awesome. The VFX looked beautiful. Adam was beautiful. The amount of pathetic whumpy sounds he made had my fanfic writer heart POUNDING. they made him a cringefail wet cat himbo and every second was glorious. He got to mow through a crowd of npcs like a shounen protagonist. He beat the shit out of Skeletor with his bare fists.

It's not the end-all be-all of films, and that's okay because it wasn't meant to be in the first place. It's silly and goofy and hype af. It's a lighthearted good time with some genuinely good moral reflection sprinkled in. If nothing else please just watch it for the sexual crisis He-Man himself will give you

(within the end credits there are multiple extra scenes that pay homage to the og so stick around!)

[showtiming]

Masters of The Universe 2026– Official Teaser Trailer.

[adaozdraws]

Glimadabow

Glimmer x Adam/He-Man x Glimmer

Reference:

He-Man design created by @YingjueChen on Twitter

[petirep]

Results of today's #pride-centric art stream:

We have the Apple Family flag-maxing, the return of Esmeralda's goat fursona, and He-Man Celestia.

[comfortlycanthrope]

[moon-fics]

Adam Glenn NSFW Headcanons

A/n: I can’t get this stupid man out of my head, so hopefully writing this down will give me peace. I haven't written in a while and have only one smut post to my name. Please be kind. ALSO, I'd love to discuss the movie and Adam more. Feel free to drop in my inbox just to chat!

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT PUHLEASE!!!

When it comes to sex with Adam, he’s not pushy.

The first time you guys did it, he had a length discussion about boundaries and expectations. This man loves communication.

He actually enjoys foreplay, which includes ones that have you pinned down beneath him.

To start, blowjobs are the best way to hear him sing.

His tip is especially sensitive, so sucking on it will get the most rewarding reaction aside from finishing.

Expect a lot of phrases such as “oh, shit” and “baby, please”. He loves to beg, even though he never has to.

He whimpers more than he moans. But that doesn’t mean he holds back. If he can, he’ll make himself loud.

Praise is his favorite thing to receive and give. He absolutely enjoys telling you how well you’re doing and how nice you look sucking his dick.

Sex is a whole other thing, though. For Adam, it's a way for him to express his love.

He takes his time entering you. He'll often rut against you for a few seconds just to tease you both.

When he's finally inside you, he'll gasp every time like it's the best thing he's felt since... well, the last time you fucked.

During sex, you have most of the power. He's happy to do most of the work if it means he can stare (admire) you.

If you decide to take over, he'll focus on how tight you feel around him. He'll take it as a sign to relax and let you dominate. Unless he's in the mood to work out his emotions.

Once again, he's praising you like a goddess sent from above.

EX: "You're so gorgeous like this." "How did I get so lucky to have you?" "You're so perfect for me." "You feel so good"

Sometimes, he'll get bold and hold your waist in place while he bucks up into you. His pace in this position is usually brutal, but not painful.

When he close, you'll know. His voice will increase by a pitch, and his grip will be impossible to escape.

He's absolutely heavenly when he comes. His head flies back, and his muscles tense.

When he's done, he'll pull you close for a minute. To feel you against him is all the security he needs.

After a while, he'll grab a towel (he specifically bought for you) and gently wipe you off.

Then, he'll escort you to the bathroom because a UTI is not something he'd want you to suffer through.

During that time, he'll grab snacks or water for you.

The rest of the time will be spent close to each other. Whether it's cuddling at night or watching a show together. He doesn't care. He just wants you near.

Extra:

If you ask, he'll excitedly talk you through anything. Whether it's a blowjob, handjob, or sex. He's all about communication.

If you edge him, he'll eventually take things into his own hands. He's a patient man, but he's not a pushover when it comes to you (Everyone else, maybe).

He LOVES eye contact. Anytime he can stare into your eyes, he will.

He's not a munch, but if you ask he won't hesitate to go down.

Being silly in bed is such a turn-on for him. It makes him feel comfortable, and he'll happily turn the whole thing into a giggle-fest.

He does NOT like hair-pulling. He has a sensitive scalp. However, running your hands through his hair is a definite yes.

If he sees you wearing one of those glorious gowns that royals wear, expect him to be hard in seconds.

[vintage1976]

Masters of the Universe from the 1982 SEARS ad catalog