#hemorroyds

[dccrabs]

Can I get an Arkillo crabcast?

Arkillo as a crab

[charmingpplincardigans]

n-x-northwest replied to your post “anachronistique replied to your post “lisapizza replied to your post...”

This entire look is killing me in the best way possible. A++.

My entire fashion strategy is ‘start with black and throw more red at it’. Sometimes it works! 

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Being Kate Kane is an admirable goal that I think you should pursue to the fullest.

Except the getting kicked out of Westpoint part. I imagine that would suck.

I feel like Kate Kane already has one up on me--okay, a lot, she is a fake person and she still has thousands of things up on me--in that I would not have been accepted to Westpoint to begin with. 

I will however continue to not get fired from my job so that I have to become a vigilante librarian, roaming Boston at night and avenging poor uses of database keywording and...wait a minute. I think we’ve found my ideal job. 

[starskykarofsky]

Furiosa, Gilfoyle, the Falcon, Captain Falcon, Captain Underpants

Gilfoyle number one right here a+ +

Furiosa, just saw Fury for the 3rd time last week

The Falcon because he was so funny in Ant Man (please say hat was him okay)

Captain Underpants because idk him and he ugly

Captain Falcon, i’ve honestly never seen this man in my life D:

Put 5 characters in my ask and I’ll put them in my preference order

[starskykarofsky]

hemorroyds replied to your post “hemorroyds replied to your post “nobody is really into what i’m into...”

As for that other junk, that's kind of my entire existence. I'm a through and through punk of the hardcore variety. I grew up poor, I'm poor now. I've had to work and deal with everything from classism to racism to homophobia. Everyone I know is either some prep kid, way too into thug life to mesh well with me, a rough neck, club hoppers, punks who are only punk as far as aesthetic goes, or just someone I'd rather not associate with. It's hard for me to make friends. Sometimes I wish more than anything else that I'd be able to fit in. Know that I am your friend, even if we don't talk that often. If you're having problems, don't hesitate to talk to me. I'm sorry you're feeling shitty.

that does sound a lot like what i go through. well...i guess i can relate and i know how bad it can feel sometimes. i’m sorry too, but it’s nice that we randomly met. i feel better after talking to you. thank you. thanks for telling me this stuff, it makes me feel more normal

[starskykarofsky]

hemorroyds replied to your post “hemorroyds replied to your post “nobody is really into what i’m into...”

I'm fucking awful at consoling people, but if it helps, I know how you feel in regards to all of that. While I have a terrible love affair with hard liquor, I rarely drink like my friends do. As far as films, I've seen a whole hell of a lot and am a huge cinephile. I can't guarantee I've seen the same ones as you, but give it a shot. I may have. And while I'm 100% in the Jarrich boat, I'm with you on the preference for kink. Seriously, sign me the fuck up for all of the above kinks you mentioned. I wish I was more into Dinfoyle because I'd totally write something for you.

no it’s cool man, the connections i do make with people are important to me and i know you’re friendly. i take what i can get (i mean that in the nicest way possible). and it’s not that i’m complaining about other people, just complaining about myself...so thanks for making me feel better. i’ve written really smutty Dinfoyle on Ao3 but i’m trying to get into JarDinfoyle and Jarfoyle and Richard/Erlich, and Jarrich too so i’ll have more to talk and post about with you guys

[starskykarofsky]

hemorroyds replied to your post “nobody is really into what i’m into i’m not happy about this. i feel...”

well what r u into bb

i don’t get along with regular friends because they’re often rude and too busy. i have to prove a lot to them. i don’t like hard liquor or wine, i like movies, but mostly the ones unavailable online, when i meet people who like the same things as i do, it’s in a different way. i like Dinfoyle, i don’t like Jarrich (but i’m trying very hard), but i don’t like fluff, i like sloppy rimming and watersports and daddy kink. i adore the characters everyone hates. i look up movies i like online and find nothing on them because no one knows about them. it’s like...i’m not a perfume wearing, sports loving girl who follows tmz, but i don’t fit in with people i dress like? i don’t fit in with the club kids who take drugs, i don’t fit in with my fiance’s rich friends, i don’t fit in with girls unless they’re into fandom, but even then my fandom friends go right when i want to go left. i look like a type of person, but i don’t fit in with those kinds of people. i’m too nice to go party every night, i’m too pretty for comic con fandom to ‘trust’ me. i don’t fit in. i don’t like it and i wish i was more like other people. sorry for the unload. i’ve been crying today and laying on the floor of the office. it just gets to me sometimes 

[charmingpplincardigans]

hemorroyds replied to your post “I would really like to flirt and meet people and get fucking laid, but...”

I know this feel. Sorry that you're having to deal with that bullshit.

Ah, thank you. It’ll be fine. I’ll get this all figured out at some point I’m sure.