#henchmanposting

[ohabeeeeeee]

having fun and being cringe and free but i realize too late that my self inserts have inevitably fallen into an evil leader + spineless lackey hierarchy due to my henchman nature

[ring-of-key]

Scouring Hench for openings as a loyal henchmen to the brave women who run forcefem basements. Please someone let me lurk and hobble around and croak “YES MISTRESS” when you order me to throw the estrogen lever.

[dollspecimenofficial]

[considered-the-tetrapod]

*not

[honeydewcorporation]

I couldn't have done it without the aid of my thousands of GOONS and LACKEYS

[ohabeeeeeee]

Im Full Of Caffine And Sodium And I Can Kill Gods But First Where I My Boss Ima Henchman And Will Cry If I Dont Have The Boss Ordering Me Around

[ohabeeeeeee]

woke up dis mornin to the sound of some goofy henchman music and did bout half of my days stuff in half n hour cause i wanted to impress da boss. i think i need ta make a tag for this by now

[ohabeeeeeee]

i would be such a good evil henchman. you could clone my gay ass and teach me tricks like salute on command and puppy dog eyes and "GET HIS ASS" and i would be so good at it.