#hendry cox

[lunarriviera]

name a weirder villain than cox hendry, go on i'll wait. names make no sense in either order. sits around most of the time with his eyes closed, as if listening to an inaudible violin concerto or maybe internally screaming. speaks english with flawless esperanto accent. mouth never matches his words. proudly serves wu erbai the pissy tea. wears cravat with a safari jacket but never leaves his tent. i don't know what we did to deserve this paragon of post-colonial pan-european gentry but there he sits, smiling faintly, to all appearances extremely stupid. i hope xie yuchen negs him to death

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Huo XiuXiu: *points at Wang Meng* A human turtleneck, *points at Hendry Coxe* a narcissistic monster, *points at Hei Xiazi* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.

Wu Xie: And who am I? Describe me now.

[justawanderingbabbit]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 13/? Fandom: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei, 沙海 | Tomb of the Sea (TV), 盗墓笔记重启 | The Lost Tomb Reboot (TV), 老九门 | Old Nine Gates (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Other Relationship Tags to Be Added Characters: Yan Sanxing, Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling, Wang Pangzi, Zhang Rishan, Others as needed, Liu Sang (DMBJ Series), Wang Can (DMBJ Series) Additional Tags: reforming the villain, Imprisonment, Implied Violence, zoomies, Sealed Evil In A Can, out of one's own time Series: Part 2 of Cloneverse AU Summary:

Somewhere in a dark and secluded hideout, a prisoner waits for freedom. Undeserved, unasked for, but desperately desired.

After all, it's in the name. 兴

In which the clones seek out their parent, whether or not it's a good idea.

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Hei Xiazi: Ooh, I like your accent, where you from?

Hendry Coxe: I am Liberian.

Hei Xiazi: Oh, my bad.

Hei Xiazi, whispering: I like your accent, where you from?

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Hendry Coxe: You’re too later, Superdorks! You'll never stop me now!

Wu Xie: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of:

Pangzi: Friendship!

Xiao Hua: Harmony!

Xiaoge: Incredible violence.

Huo Xiu Xiu: And love!

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Ning, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Jiang Zisuan: THERE. Now send it.

Hendry Coxe: Your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Jiang Zisuan: JUST DO IT!

later

Pangzi: So what does it say?

Wu Xie: *reading the letter*They say they're going to "lick my...."

Wu Xie:

Pangzi:

Pangzi: Gross-

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Xiao Hua: You can't just team up with HIM! He is basically the devil!

Hei Xiazi: Yes, and I'm the devil's advocate.

Hendry Coxe: I need you to stop making that joke.