#here have two

[dwynartist]

I lost my wet cat can anyone help

[rustedservos]

wily-red-and-galeforce-gold replied to your post: ::Anyone who has had to deal with the Dinobots...

Sides: *raises a hand*

You tell anyone I gave it to you, and I will deny it.

[the-cheshire-pussy-cat]

I guess I'm getting two cd's from Harry idk????

[valorcorrupt]

☠ for a misguided advice text

[text - pointy-stabby] idk, just microwave it and see what happens[text - pointy-stabby] I’m sure a lot of things say ‘not microwave safe’ it’s fine

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[text - pointy-stabby] anything(and anyone) is possible if you show enough boob

[imnotspeakingtoyou]

49. Club

“Come on, Rosie,” Ron pleads. “Say it for Daddy. Chudley. Chud-ley.”

Rose waves her fat baby fists in the air and lets out an impressive belch.

“Close,” Ron says.

“She’s only a month old, Ron,” Hermione says. “It’ll be awhile before she can say anything.”

“Not my daughter,” Ron says proudly. “Got her mother’s brains, this one. She’ll be talking before we even know it, I bet you anything.”

Hermione gives him a tired smile. It has been a hard few weeks. He’s reached levels of exhaustion he never knew were possible. There are mountains of laundry everywhere and baby books scattered all over the house. There have been days when he’s gone without eating (him!) and he doesn’t think he’s had more than two straight hours of sleep since they brought Rose home.

And he wouldn’t change a second of it.

Sometimes he looks at Hermione holding their daughter and is astounded at how much he can feel. His two beautiful girls. He’s the luckiest man in the world.

“It’s okay, love,” he says to Rose. Her hair, impossibly soft, is already showing tell-tale signs of Weasley red. “You’ll say it when you’re good and ready.” He gently puts her down in her bassinet and turns to leave.

“Harpies.”

Ron whirls back around. “Wha – what?” It had sounded like... But no, he was exhausted, his mind was playing tricks -

“Harpies.”

No. No, that can’t be right. That can not be his daughter’s first word. He’s going to have to Obliviate himself. “Rosie?” he croaks.

“I said Go Holyhead Harpies.”

He’s really baffled now because that voice sounds a lot older than a baby and Hermione’s just about fallen out of her chair laughing and Rosie’s mouth didn’t even move -

“Ginevra!” Ron bellows. He turns just in time to catch a glimpse of her flaming red hair as she flees for her life.

[dippxr-blog]

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Here u shits got, Strider shirt and christmasy hat...

[screamoftime-archive]

✉

SEND ME A ‘✉’ FOR A “THE MORNING AFTER” NOTE LEFT ON YOUR PILLOW.

        "Hey, babe. I'm sorry I left, but I could only spend the night. I must keep jumping.

                I'll be back tonight, if you don't mind. I really like you, Isaac. And I don't want us to be alone. So, don't be mad.

       And If you are, I'll make it up for you. I promise.

            Stephen.

        PS: I've taken your underwear with me as a price. I hope you don't mind."

        "I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. Well, I know it. I just... I have to leave ok? I'm sorry, I'll be back to talk about what happened and I am sorry.

         Stephen.

       PS: No, I don't think it was a mistake. I'm just confused.       PS2: I have to be back either way, I went without my underwear."

[screamoftime-archive]

'✉' //*crying*//

SEND ME A ‘✉’ FOR A “THE MORNING AFTER” NOTE LEFT ON YOUR PILLOW.

         "Sorry to leave early.         I didn't want Cara to find us together, it would add a lot more of things to our situation.         Maybe for you it was a mistake, I don't know, I don't feel it that way, but I won't blame you for thinking that way. And I promise not to tell Cara, unless you want to. Sorry if leaving earlier is exactly the wrong thing to do. But like I said, I didn't want to risk it.         I hope you don't hate me after last night. I'll see you around.                S.

         PS: I knew that was a button."

             "I couldn't risk Cara to find us. I'm sorry, I'll see you tomorrow.

          I'll think about Jedikiah whenever I'll be around Cara, I don't think she is going to be happy about this. I'm seriously sorry, if you don't want it to be repeated I won't mind. It would hurt, but I won't mind. 

        Your double Agent enjoyed last night too much. xoxo.                  S."