I'm a medi-bot, not a field commander

What have I become  My sweetest friend  Everyone I know goes away  In the end  ( Indepenedent, Semi-Selective Ratchet blog. IDW verse is default verse. Mun and Muse are of age. tracking tag rustedservos) M!A :None 

[medicalmurdersaurus]

rustedservos

“Restaurant? Where is this happening?” Was he really this out of the loop? How did he not hear about this sooner?

Restaurant is a new development, Ratchet. You’re in the clear.

“Him Sludge make ‘Chad De Fort’ for Us! It pretty cool. Me Swoop a waiter!”

[rustedservos]

“What is the menu like?” He asked, walking slowly towards the door. Perhaps he would see what his kids were doing while he was so out of it.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

That earned a cackle.

“Whatever Him Slag grab!”

How brave are you, Ratchet?

[rustedservos]

Couldnt be worse than that time Wheeljack managed to get a hold of one of the twins castoff highrade cubes and tried to add a little ‘nuclear spice’. He was still sure some of his taste sensors had not fully recovered from that one.

“So what does he have today?”

[rustedservos]

Him Soundwave won't let Swoop touch tooth :<

What tooth?

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Tooth in HIM SOUNDWAVE head!

[rustedservos]

We all have teeth, Swoop

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Me Swoop not want to touch EVERY TOOTH from EVERYONE.

Me Swoop want to touch Him Soundwave tooth. Them really really really really really cool, Ratchet!

[rustedservos]

This coming from the mech who found Grimlock’s teeth and Bobs teeth cool. We can give you monster teeth, you know.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

rustedservos

“Restaurant? Where is this happening?” Was he really this out of the loop? How did he not hear about this sooner?

Restaurant is a new development, Ratchet. You’re in the clear.

“Him Sludge make ‘Chad De Fort’ for Us! It pretty cool. Me Swoop a waiter!”

[rustedservos]

“What is the menu like?” He asked, walking slowly towards the door. Perhaps he would see what his kids were doing while he was so out of it.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

rustedservos

There are some rather ominous, screechy squeaks from his joints as he stands up. He really needed to remember to oil those soon.

“Dont you have somewhere to be?” He asked, stretching out his back strut as he turned to head off. He had a feeling he needed to find Slag and check on the drone.

“No.”

Swoop paused and then lighted up with a realization.

“YAH! Us playing RESTAURANT! Dinobots and Bob.”

[rustedservos]

“Restaurant? Where is this happening?” Was he really this out of the loop? How did he not hear about this sooner?

[medicalmurdersaurus]

rustedservos

Ratchet drags a hand over his faceplates before lightly shoving at Swoop.

“Up.”

Swoop pops up and stands straight-backed, dancing lightly from foot to foot and looking rather pleased with himself. 

[rustedservos]

There are some rather ominous, screechy squeaks from his joints as he stands up. He really needed to remember to oil those soon.

“Dont you have somewhere to be?” He asked, stretching out his back strut as he turned to head off. He had a feeling he needed to find Slag and check on the drone.

[medicalmurdersaurus]

rustedservos

“Swoop.” Ratchet is not pleased with the language. He knows that there is very little he can do to reprimand the Dinobot and have the lesson stick, but while in his lap, he should not speak that way.

“Where is the dragon now?” he asked, digit tapping against his thigh. Now the irritated Slag in his comm earlier made more sense.

Swoop chirps cheerfully in response to his name.

“Him Slag have toy! It all webby.”

[rustedservos]

Ratchet drags a hand over his faceplates before lightly shoving at Swoop.

“Up.”

[medicalmurdersaurus]

rustedservos

Ratchet was incredibly good at holding his composure. He had tyrants threatening him on a regular basis, but this….? He honestly did not know what to say.

His lipplates tipped down into a soft frown as he noted that the tree being toppled was a redwood, and a quick check showed that it was one of the more protected of the species. His overclocked processor finally settled on a single question.

“Why.”

Well, it was more of a statement when he put it that way….

Swoop is still absolutely delighted by Slag’s disastrous failure. 

“Him Slag a butthead kehehehh!”

[rustedservos]

“Swoop.” Ratchet is not pleased with the language. He knows that there is very little he can do to reprimand the Dinobot and have the lesson stick, but while in his lap, he should not speak that way.

“Where is the dragon now?” he asked, digit tapping against his thigh. Now the irritated Slag in his comm earlier made more sense.

[rustedservos]

medicalmurdersaurus replied to your post “You Ratchet no give him Swoop headpats >=(”

You Ratchet want to see Slag video? :>

….video…?

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Swoop’s laughter is maniacal as he throws himself across Ratchet’s lap, holding up a datapad inches from the medic’s face.

“Watch watch!”

Press play, Ratchet, and see what the dinokids have been up to. 

[rustedservos]

Ratchet was incredibly good at holding his composure. He had tyrants threatening him on a regular basis, but this....? He honestly did not know what to say. 

His lipplates tipped down into a soft frown as he noted that the tree being toppled was a redwood, and a quick check showed that it was one of the more protected of the species. His overclocked processor finally settled on a single question.

“Why.”

Well, it was more of a statement when he put it that way....

[rustedservos]

medicalmurdersaurus replied to your post “You Ratchet no give him Swoop headpats >=(”

You Ratchet want to see Slag video? :>

....video...?

[rustedservos]

You Ratchet no give him Swoop headpats >=(

When was this?

[tomatofaceasaurus]

HIM SWOOP NO DESERVE THEM HEADPATS

YOU RATCHET NO GIVE

[rustedservos]

No headpats. Got it.

[rustedservos]

You Ratchet no give him Swoop headpats >=(

When was this?

[rustedservos]

You Ratchet fix me Grimlock's finger. *holds up hand with dried energon-hydraulic fluid and wiggles what's left of the ragged joint in its socket.

What happened this time?

[kingasaurusrex]

Him Ship CHOMP!

*he neglects to mention he went ahead and shoved his finger in Ark’s mouth to touch the sharp teeth.

[rustedservos]

Ship….?

Who bit you?

[kingasaurusrex]

Him Ship.

[rustedservos]

Skyfire bit you?

[rustedservos]

Why Me Swoop a boy?

Because you decided you were a boy? Is this a trick question?

[medicalmurdersaurus]

It not a trick! Me Swoop AM a boy!

[rustedservos]

Yes, we all know this

[rustedservos]

Him Soundwave won't let Swoop touch tooth :<

What tooth?

[medicalmurdersaurus]

Tooth in HIM SOUNDWAVE head!

[rustedservos]

We all have teeth, Swoop

[rustedservos]

Why you Ratchet say me Sludge boy?

I never remember telling you that you are a boy. You decided for yourself

[slvdge]

Me Sludge boy because You Ratchet said me Sludge boy?

[rustedservos]

If I told you that you were a parrot, what would you say?

[slvdge]

Why you Ratchet say me Sludge parrot.

[rustedservos]

Are you not a parrot?

[rustedservos]

Why you Ratchet say me Sludge boy?

I never remember telling you that you are a boy. You decided for yourself

[slvdge]

Me Sludge boy because You Ratchet said me Sludge boy?

[rustedservos]

If I told you that you were a parrot, what would you say?

[rustedservos]

Why you Ratchet say me Sludge boy?

I never remember telling you that you are a boy. You decided for yourself