A few head cannons about the other things/creatures who live at Elsewhere U.
The Statistics professor is always in his office. He doesn’t seem to have a spouse, or a family, or a home. Even when he is teaching a class, he will still be in his office.
If you go on a walk through a woods, and you bring an apple, be careful. You may feel hot breath on the back your neck, and you may hear hooves following you. You might see, out the corner of your eye, a flash of something sparkling. (It’s probably best if you just leave the apple on the ground)
If dance majors are nice, and offer gifts, they might find that they are friends with the things under the bed. After along day, they may rub the dancer’s feet if they are dangled off the side of the bed.
Rumor has it that if you go to the biography section of the library and leave a book open on a desk- slowly turning the pages every few minutes, you will be thanked. The creature there can not touch things, and so cannot turn pages, but they still want to read.
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