[emeships]

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

[sandmandaddy69]

[blood-and-breath]

[killrockstar]

tiktok porn is so so funny.

why even try at this point

[ampervadasz]

[cinematech]

[zergliing]

first women president

[elpiso]

[topeka]

20NeverNudeTeen

[unclefather]

me when I walk in a room and I hear my cat eating plastic somewhere

[skellydun]

h-hewwo??? can u send me 0.042069 bitcoinsies??????? OwO I needs it to buy a boat so I dont drown..........

[trnstlanticism]

[hotvampireadjacent]

He welcomed me to chilis when no one else did

[lmaonade]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[slavery]

I’m making a new super hero who will be the strongest being in the marvel universe his name is goofball and he has the power to destroy anything by just looking at it

[topeka]

plot twist: he’s blind