#herocapon

[emiliaxabrams-blog]

“I think that I could be of some assistance” “What’s she gonna do?”

“I think that I could be of some assistance.”

“Yeah, you probably could be.” Emilia smiled thinly at Hero. In vain, she had been trying to reach a book on the highest shelf, but she simply wasn’t tall enough to reach it, and Hero was. “Would you mind grabbing that book for me? The one with the purple spine with gold lettering on it. Thank you so much.”

“What’s he gonna do?”

“I have no idea.” Emilia eyed the two young men fighting outside of the bar. “Probably beat the shit out of that other guy if we don’t do something.” She withdrew her cell phone from her purse. “Maybe we should call the cops?”

[macbxths]

☎øツ

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text

[ sent ]: I need you here now. There are ferrets everywhere,

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text

[ sent ]: You wanted to be my intern, you knew it wouldn’t be easy.

[ sent ]: I need a half dozen bagels right now. And a carton of cigarettes. 

[ sent ]: It’s going to be a really late night.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text

[ sent ]: It’s my wedding day, Hero! 

[ sent ]: I know that you aren’t my intern anymore, but I need you to pick me up some hairspray.

[ sent ]: I’m asking as a friend. 

[franceinverona-blog]

Phone thing

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Crocodile Rock by Elton John

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: Loves it, it’s all non-sequiturs that they just go along with

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: Either immediately or four hours later because he forgot

How often our muses text: They text each other at totally random points in the day and just pick up like nothing happened

How often our muses call: Probably rarely

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: Nah, duh

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

Paris: ok though are you kidding me? Paris: i will FIGHT you over this their milkshakes are so superior.

Send 📱 To Find Out About My Muse’s Phone

[franceinverona-blog]

% #

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

Paris: ok hero this is weird but like,Paris: im pretty sure i saw you yesterday on campus.Paris: do you go to verona u? bc i can’t believe i didn’t know that until now.Paris: either that or you have a doppelganger.Paris: either THAT or my colorblindness has gotten the best of me again.

Send things for texts.

[dimitrihawthorne-blog]

❖

“Look at you, you can’t resist me,” Dimitri teased Hero, although she neither confirmed nor denied his accusation. “You just need to find yourself wherever I am, huh?” he prodded further, not ready to give up quite yet. Dimitri rolled his eyes at the lack of a response from the girl. “I’m sure if I do this, you’d respond to me,” he decided.

Send me a ❖ and my muse will kiss yours

[scbastiian-blog]

❖

Sometimes, Sebastian seemed negative about absolutely everything, yet today was the complete opposite. He had no idea what had gotten him in this amazing mood, but when Hero returned to the table with his coffee, he was just… very excited and happy about it? It probably wasn’t the best idea to exclaim “I could literally kiss you right now,” but he did. She laughed, and he ended up leaning over the table to press hundreds of small kisses all over her face, trying not to laugh himself.

[portiacapello]

"You set what on fire?"

     “The stove top! I was trying–” Portia squawked out an unbecoming shriek and tried to douse the flames with a towel.

[hxrmia-blog]

♂☄☜

♂: three names my muse might name their son

Hermia has forever adored the boy names Maven, Cal, and Elias. The latter is due to her late nonno, who shared the same name. He was always her favorite; in fact, her sweet tooth is partly due to his habit of always being the one to pass her down pastries and sweets, when her father had been a in a mood. However, the former two hold no meaning, other than the simple fact she likes them.

☄: the last five googles searches my muse made

☞ cecilia and the satellite lyrics☞ fleur delacour appreciation week☞ what to do when netflix is being a bitch☞ do bees really die when they orgasm☞ for lysander song lyrics

~bonus~:

☜: five things my muse sucks at

While she vehemently refuses the fact she isn’t superior in everything, she quite sucks at art, reading aloud, baking, driving, and being able to pull off a prank without the help of someone else. Also being second best, but’s that more of a character flaw than anything.