#heroineofhell

[tomfjord]

heroineofhell said: why??

i have exhausted my full creative potential for this medium. i don't feel i'm v strong bc the process of writing a single, [essentially] complete poem actually sucks the life out of me.

[catchmeifyoucreon]

i had to explain to my dad what a toad in the hole was and he looked at me like it was the most ridiculous thing he had ever heard

ahahaha, well i guess it is kinda ridiculous (but also really really really good) :p

[catchmeifyoucreon]

Rhododendron and Peony please

rhododendron is hideous but i'll cp my answer if you really want it

[tw: acid, violence, abuse]

i once had a dream i was called nina and being chased by this creepy blond guy called alex who was my ex-boyfriend, and he had acid that he wanted to throw on me, and i ran up to an old teacher from my primary school to beg for help hiding and she was like ‘oh alex is such a nice guy, he’d never do that’, and then he was coming for me closer and closer, and that was when i woke up

peony i have answered but also changed my answer for now so actually i like tea w/ milk and sugar best :D

[catchmeifyoucreon]

i just read a medieval poem about an adulterous priest and his lover getting stuck to a magic basin that was charmed by a parson who is the brother of the man married to this adulterous wife (yes i know v complex but that's prob the simplest part tbh)

and these two who're stuck to the basin are calling for help from a maid

who then also gets stuck to the magic basin

and then a clerk comes in and gets stuck and all these ppl are naked bc it's early morning idk. so the bucket makes them all dance out into the street and the maid's boyf sees her and is like whoa you shouldn't be naked outside i don't like that and taps her on the bum with his shovel (i know?????)

and lo and behold, his shovel sticks to the basin and drags him along too

it ends up with half the town stuck to this fucking basin and then parson appears w/ the husband and is like, cool you can all go now

and the adulterous priest leaves the country for shame; the adulterous wife lives happily ever after w/ her husband

is there a moral to all of this, you ask? i finished it twenty minutes ago and if there was, i've already forgotten it

[tomfjord]

heroineofhell said: is that that daphne g girl? i see her looking pretty in photos sometimes but then im like the devil can take on pleasing forms u can’t trick me

that is indeed daphne. tomfoolery.