#drunkdarthplagueis

[rugessnome]

in a possibly vaguely Texas accent: what in the San Hill is going on?

[rugessnome]

Also submitted for your consideration in conjunction with Dooku and garlic:

little Luke and Anakin acting out "The Selfish Giant" with fruit, a pineapple playing the titular part

Palpatine gently flailing people/children about the head with kale leaves when irritated

a very small Qui-Gon sitting inside a bean tripod surrounded by bean and squash vines and corn and sunflower stalks, talking to a toad 

Rugess trying to figure out if a rather impressive support structure is actually for hops while on foot and simultaneously trying to figure out what my apprentice is up to( and whether they're in trouble), and falling backward into a crop field while backing up trying to properly take it in.

Yoda Force-levitating a huge pumpkin in front of him and all you can see is his feet

poor Hego being botanically oblivious and going "Do it for the vine, my apprentice" and sloshing a goblet of red wine pointedly, while actually pointing to a kiwi vine, and then a black raspberry cane, and then a rosebush, and then rhubarb. (but upon having this pointed out to him he says something that suggests he likes rhubarb wine...)

Han trying to harvest root vegetables and only pulling off the leaves

Thrawn knocking over a prized potted ginger plant, getting dirt everywhere, while manipulating a ysalimar frame in close quarters

[rugessnome]

Now is probably a bad time for me to be trying to write...?

(just because I'm getting tired)

seeing as I just had, due to typos, Hego exist an establishment with a flash of wine..

[catchmeifyoucreon]

ombrrrrreeeeee hair

you have the greatest ideas sometimes

i would rock it

[phthalology]

drunkdarthplagueis replied to your post:I really want to know what trials and tribulations...

i think they would have just asked tumblr staff to get it for them. that’s what lady gaga did when she made a tumblr

Ah, informative! Thank

[catchmeifyoucreon]

drunkdarthplagueis replied to your post:i saw desolation of smaug today (spoilersssssss,...

i pretty much agree with you. as someone who hasn’t read the book, most of it just felt like filler and the way it ended really pissed me off >.<

yeah, the ending was just very....... what? that's the end? (for me, at least. like, it didn't feel complete at all, there was absolutely no resolution like there was in the first film where yeah, it's a temporary reprieve, but you feel like that part of their journey is over and behind them, and they have something to look forward to -- they have somewhere to go, and hope that they'll get there.

whereas the ending here was so abrupt, it felt really like a tv show midseason cliffhanger to me, which would be okay if the third film came out in a few weeks' time, but seriously? with a year to wait, that was a really unsatisfying ending

and yeah, it was basically a lot of filler, which was annoying because the basic plot would have been so much better without a lot of the clutter.

[catchmeifyoucreon]

i just read a medieval poem about an adulterous priest and his lover getting stuck to a magic basin that was charmed by a parson who is the brother of the man married to this adulterous wife (yes i know v complex but that's prob the simplest part tbh)

and these two who're stuck to the basin are calling for help from a maid

who then also gets stuck to the magic basin

and then a clerk comes in and gets stuck and all these ppl are naked bc it's early morning idk. so the bucket makes them all dance out into the street and the maid's boyf sees her and is like whoa you shouldn't be naked outside i don't like that and taps her on the bum with his shovel (i know?????)

and lo and behold, his shovel sticks to the basin and drags him along too

it ends up with half the town stuck to this fucking basin and then parson appears w/ the husband and is like, cool you can all go now

and the adulterous priest leaves the country for shame; the adulterous wife lives happily ever after w/ her husband

is there a moral to all of this, you ask? i finished it twenty minutes ago and if there was, i've already forgotten it

[catchmeifyoucreon]

drunkdarthplagueis replied to your post: it’s nearly midday i should prob get up and dress...

no

i like u and ur fun ideas