#hes 6

[gay-l0ser-xo]

I just passed out while i was walking from the living room to the kitchen (it was only like 10-15 seconds dw)

BUT my brother was playing mario kart and when i was concious but still on the floor cause fainting sucks and i hear:

"mama! aspen died-ed again! tell them to stop!"

like motherfucker i know your six but come on my guy 😔

[there-is-no-romeo]

birthday boy

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

bojack def made me appreciate horses more . they're adorable silly creatures..

and man Horses in real life are HUGE and kinda scare me i went up to a few 2 years ago and went OMG he can bite my head off.. please dont eat my hand when i feed you.. then i went back to check out bojack by diane to see how big he was and went oh wait.. He could bite her head off he almost did bite off mean blonde girls head off. .. the show tricked me into thinking he's more human than horse i forgot how big he was xd

[lifesfibers]

My nephew asked me if I was a girl that acts like a boy. I was like huh what do u mean and he's like "you really like spiderman and video games."

[seaworldfortrees]

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAILEY 👏🐕

[dromaeo-sauridae]

so my brother just found out that my grandmother was my mother’s mom.

[frawgs]

showing my nephew deep house music and opening his mind to salt and vinegar chips hes a king

[usernamestolenbythebutterfly]

IM BAWLING, RISE LEO HAS SET THE STANDARDS TOO HIGH QJSKAKAKSK basically my brother took one look at bayverse Leo and he told me quote "did you know there's an ugly Leo!!?" aND-