Dec 4, 2025
remembered lars of the stars is a real thing not a delusion i have and blacked out for a second
#what the fuck do you mean#hes getting#an entire show that he is the main character of#lars barriga#lars of the stars#jackie talks#what do you mean#that everyone who cares about steven universe will have to deal with him.#i got so caught up in the euphori of loving donut boy w my whole heart that briefly i lived in a world where he had no haters#like. pearl people are going to have to look at him and wonder what their futch queen is doing and if she's fucking bismuth and healing#and they just wont know. they just will not know.#i do think its genius they went with lars though#good way to further things and explore different places besides BC and earth#obvi steven's voice actor said peace out but even if he hadn't#ok im just a steve hater im sorry. no im not. i just dont care for the boy 🚬 yes i do. sigh#*takes off glasses and pinches the bride of my nose*#what do you want me to say? that his character arc was beautiful and touching? what would the point of that be?#but anyway even if we had steve in the bag casting-wise. brother. i am done with you and your deal just sosososo much i am sorry#i do not want to follow an immortal teenage boy finding meaning in his existence while playing ukelele and being heir to a diamond's throne#i want to follow an immortal teenage boy finding meaning in his existence while wearing gauges and committing crimes#and rose? girlfriend. no. are you drinking stupid sauce.#i like pretending like im so confident in my hot takes ahahaha im not really i just like being aggressively opinionated sometimes#and my aggressive opinion is that we Should Not get better insight into rose/PD bc her character works much better ambiguously#due to how it impacts that star-brandishing teenage boy who i hate so bad#like it would retroactively ruin the masterpiece level execution of the haunt the narrative trope#if we knew her secrets or were able to empathize w her or hate her justifiably#saur yeah yay nanananbooboo my lame donut boy loser wins. somehow. urghhhh#his personal struggle what is it going to BE. will it be what i Think it'll be????? orrr???????? HHHHHHH#the WAY im writing this crazy thing knowing it might get retconned by a fucking. lars show. is so. its just sooooo *twirls hair* exciting.#i ran out of tag space but that's good bc i should be in that word document boiii. i just need to shout abt this bc im still so bewildered