#hes shaking

[limpnoodles]

The sheer terror I felt for husk at this moment:

(Alastor we need a talk.)

[frogmanfae]

Jack: I can't believe you wrote this for me it's beautiful

Davey: I just write what I feel. And I felt love.

Jack: wow... can I ask a question though?

Davey: of course

Jack: who's lipstick print is this?

Davey: um... I just thought it fit the vibe, you know love letters on old paper and a kiss print like-

Jack: yeah no I know I just... who kissed it? Cuz you don't wear lipstick so-

Davey: *Intense flashbacks to sneaking Sarah's favorite red lipstick at 3am to see if he liked it and he did but didn't have the balls to wear it in front of anyone yet*

Davey: it's a clipart I printed

[blogorgetliveblogged]

UM PLEASE DON’T HURT US?!

WE DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY!

[tmnt-is-my-jam]

Somebody save this poor boy

[mantougod]

xie lian is probably expecting regular donations at the shrine, but the joke’s on him, jin zixuan bets he’s never had a box full of (in his humble opinion) completely useless (rare precious) gems and jewelry (that would sell for a small fortune). satisfied with his prank, he walks away with his head held high.

Who is doing this ? 

He had already brought the gold bars back to heaven to be returned to its rightful owner , but just like that , his donation box was full with valuable objects once more. He really did not do anything recently to deserve this , and it had all been left without a single request. Was this a mistake ?

Perhaps he should not be so uptight , after all a donation was a donation , even if he felt it was misguided. Looking through the objects , the shine and luxuriousness of each one , almost made him fearful of touching them . One of these gems could probably buy ten of his Puji Shrines. With a careful hand , he begins sorting through the haul . Some of the villagers had asked for new tools , perhaps they could sell these for some ? A particularly nice gem would be a good gift for San Lang , and Lang Ying could use some sort of inheritance for the future , but his conscience would not allow him to take anymore for himself.

Even after sorting through those he wanted to keep , he was left with an abundance of jewelry and no discernible owner. 

Pulling his sleeping mat over the rest , he had no idea what to do with the rest , but perhaps out of sight out of mind would work for now.

[death-cannot-kill-you]

EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE OKAY??????

[iloketf2]

*grown man on the brink of tears*

My tummy hurts

[sea-shelly]

GOSSON YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS