#het keith

[alohaasaloevera]

YEAH I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE HET KEITH TAG. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SHADOWBAN MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT?

[c-mousy]

[sourbons]

Voltron Spinoff idea: Keeping Up With The Keiths. It follows the now 38 year old Keith McKeith, his wife, Awkswa McKeith, his sons, Keithony, Keithjamin, Keithiam, Keithton, Keithen, and Keithard, and his daughter, Keitha. There’s a laugh track every 41 seconds. Shiro is there to teach lessons based on his excruciating painful existence, 2 of Keiths sons are competing to date one of Lances daughters, Pidge bullies one of Keith’s sons (he just needs a thicker skin), Allura has a baby bump,

this ask is the physical manifestation of a headache why would you make me READ this with my own two eyes

[baguetteavocat]

Honestly the het Keith memes are what’s keeping me going.

[theburiedgay-moved]

Keith: Dad, and Dad...I‘m straight.

Adam: Oh, God

Shiro: yikes

Adam: *breaks into tears*

[junossteel]

I just love to sit back and think about the fact that a couple of seasons ago kaxca would've been considered a crack ship.

[dandeleck]

Keith is the straight white representation we, cishet vld stans, need and deserve

[voltronsquad]

lance: h-

s8 hetero keith, new leader of the galra empire, making out with his girlfriend acxa: what are you, a cargo pilot or something? twink