Sar: mom! There’s a situation, I know you’re at work, but there’s a situation, that you are NOT going to be happy with!
Me: oh let me guess...Kayden *it was exactly 4:05, when Kace gets off the bus*
Sar: yup. If you want his red wings hat back...it’s on 31A
Me: let me talk to him, NOW!
Me: Kace, did you throw your freaking hat out the window on the bus?!
KC: (as calm as can be), yup!
Me: why, would you do that?! Do you know how expensive that hat was?? Why?!
KC: it made my hair sweaty! You wouldn’t understand!
Me: so you threw it out the window?!
Me: Kace! Get your butt in the car! We’re going to find your freaking hat!!
KC: okay! Why do you have to yell at me?!
Me: because I have things to do tonight!
*1 hour and 32 mins of searching*
Me: nooooo Aunt Anna found it!
KC: yessssss! Now we never have to tell dad since he paid for it!
Me: you’re kidding...right?
KC: mom, I knew you’d understand