Johnny and Joker.
Who cooks normally?: Crane, because Joker can’t cook to save his life.
How often do they fight?: A lot but mainly it’s one sided because Jonny is the one more upset and Joker is the one who gets amused by his anger and lets him win the fight no matter who is really right.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Joker likes bragging about what he’s done with the good doctor. And he won’t hold back on details.~ And Jonny worries about Joker getting himself killed somehow or getting beaten up and thrown back in Arkham by the Batman.
Nicknames for each other?: Jonny and Scary for Crane of course. J and Clown for Joker. Also Crane is allowed to call him Jack.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They both have a reasonable amount of money from their endeavors so the take turns.
Who steals the covers at night?: Joker because he tosses and turns when he actually gets to sleep.
What would they get each other for gifts?: Joker would go steal some classic horror movies and books for Jonny, and Crane would get the clown necessities he doesn’t normally care to get himself like a winter scarf and ear muffs and shampoo and toothpaste (though Joker ends up using those last things for other matters than he’s supposed to..)
Who remembers things?: Crane, of course. Joker’s mind is way to messy to remember things. Sometimes he swears the clown has ADD.
Who cusses more?: Surprisingly Jonny more. But it seems everyone cusses more than the Joker because he has a strange way of talking. And sometimes he makes Jonny cuss for certain reasons..
What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Jonny would fuss over Joker to no end, and be angry at him a bit for getting himself hurt. Joker wouldn’t fuss over Jonny but he would take care of him, and likely kill and/or threaten whoever hurt the doctor.
Who kissed who first?: Joker. He did it out of no where after they became much more friendly. He didn’t say or do anything else. It was really casual, and he let Jonny figure out what it meant himself.
Who made the first move?: Joker again, because the doctor needed more than one nudge. He needed quite a few. And it’s not like Joker wasn’t affectionate in the first place towards the doctor.
Who started the relationship?: Surprisingly Crane. But it was because Joker had kept quiet and let him decide what he wanted to do.
