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[honeyedlashton]

Besties, explain. Why didn’t I see this till now? 😵‍💫💫

[asleepinawell]

[w0tchervie]

TEDROMEDA

[ooc: I have a problem and it’s that I think I'm hilarious when really I’m a narcissist and I laughed at this for twenty minutes]

[yikesharringrove]

Chapter 4 Rond de Jambe An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Saturday night, Heather dragged him to a party. Some of the girls from their ballet class had rich parents and had a big apartment near the studio. They were throwing a party, elite invites had been given out to select members of the class. Billy was not one of them. But Heather was and was too nervous to go alone. So he put on tight jeans, left his shirt mostly unbuttoned, and went with her.

 She kept chattering nervously as they walked from her dorm. She needed outfit advice. Billy told her her ass looked good in the denim miniskirt and threw a random shirt from her little dresser at her face. She had huffed at him a lot.

 “Do you think we should’ve brought alcohol?” She looked at him as he navigated to the building, the address on Heather’s phone. Heather hadn’t partied much in high school. Went to a little one and had a tight-knit group of friends. She said they got drunk plenty together, but she didn’t know party etiquette.

 “This thing’s probably big enough it won’t matter. We can just steal some from somebody.” The came upon the building, entering the code in the box and buzzing in, going up the old stairs to the eighth floor.

 “Should we knock?” Heather was standing nervously in front of the door.

 “No, just go in.” Billy opened the door, shoving Heather in front of him as he pushed his way into the party.

 “Heather! Billy!” Grace pushed her way through a few people, giving them each a one-armed hug. “I’m glad you two made it!” She conveniently didn’t mention Billy not officially being invited. “Can I make you a drink?” She was holding onto Billy’s bicep, batting her blues eyes at him. Her short hair was styled artfully for tonight. She usually just kept it pinned off her face with floral barrettes in class. She was pretty, really pretty, but barking up the wrong fucking tree with Billy.

 Still, he let her pull him into the kitchen, gesturing to the bottles of booze and mixers scattered along the counter. They chatted as he mixed drinks for himself and Heather, pushing one into her hand and clinking their plastic cups together.

 “Let’s get sloshed.” She laughed and tipped her cup back, both draining their drinks, Heather shuddering at the taste. Billy set to work refilling when he felt a body collide into his.

 “Fuck, I’m sorry.” Billy turned at the voice and came near nose to nose with a very intoxicated Steve. “Oh, it’s you.”

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[bagelbucket]

If you think having your phone autocorrect to that you need to know that everytime I end a sentence with a period the first reccomended word is my blorbo. And the second is my other blorbo. And the third is 'he'

I'll be texting someone and suddenly it's like: "hey you writing fanfic again?"

HELPPP im glad im not alone. at least in some minuscule way

[djrockinrobin]

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[trash-nerd]

it is my Borthday whats up

[preussischekrahen]

MUSE AESTHETICS.

BOLD any which apply to your muse !

Remember to REPOST !

Feel free to add to the list !

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[ ELEMENTS ] fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. twilight. midnight. sunrise. sunset. dewdrops. aurora borealis/northern lights.

[ BODY ] claws. long fingers. fangs. teeth. wings. tails. lips. bare feet. freckles. bruises. canine. scars. scratches. wounds. burns. spikes. feathers. webs. eyes. hands. sweat. tears. feline. chubby. curvy. short. tall. normal height. muscular. piercing. tattoos.

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[ NATURE ]  grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. tulips. lavender. edelweiss. petals. thorns. seeds. hay. rocks. roots. flowers. forest. ocean. river. meadow. desert. tundra. savanna. rain forest. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. clouds. mountains. sky.

[ ANIMALS ] lions. wolves. eagles. owls. falcons. hawks. swans. snakes. turtles. ducks. bugs. spiders. birds. whales. dolphins. fish. sharks. horses. cats. dogs. bunnies. crows. ravens. mice. lizards. werewolves. unicorns. pegasus. dragons. rats. foxes. weasels. ferrets. otters.

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[ STYLE ]  lingerie. armor. cape. dress. tunic. vest. shirt. boots. suit. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. skirt. jewelry. earrings. necklace. bracelet. wedding ring. pendant. hat. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. brocade. cloak. corsets. doublet.camouflage. chest plate. gorget. bracers. belt. sash. coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks. masks. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. paisley. sunglasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup. military ‘dog tags’. combat boots. military uniforms.

[ MISC ]  balloons. bubbles. city scape. light. dark. candles. war. peace.money. power. percussion. clocks. photos. mirrors. pets. kisses. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. loss. nostalgia. happiness. optimism. pessimism. realism. loneliness. family. friends. assistants. co-workers. enemies. loyalty. fear. respect. smoking. drinking. drugs. kindness. love. hugs.

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