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[grunts in i might have to push Kaz’s turning by about 20-30 years]
Hey baby girl... you still wanna finish out little game we had... I sure miss ya an awful lot myshka
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Hell yes I do, but now I’m too flustered to type up a response!
The Siren and The Skeleton
G stared at the... siren in front of him. He actually didn't think the rumor would be true; "If you were to go to the beach and fish there, you might see a siren that hangs around there! Just be sure to bring a gift to appease the mythical creature, otherwise, she might drown you!" After hearing this rumor, G was curious. At first, G didn't believe it, humans had a wild imagination after all. But then he had heard a couple of monsters talking about and his curiosity got stronger and he went to talk to them. "Yeah, it's all true! There really is a siren there!" "Yup! She's kinda nice if not a little odd. Just make sure to bring some alcohol with you" So one day, with a guitar, fishing pole and a bottle of the finest vodka, G left to his journey. He rented a boat and set course to a certain spot at the beach. When he had arrived, he closed the engine, but the fishing pole to the water (with some luck, he could actually capture some fishes if the whole siren rumor was fake) and started playing his guitar. It had been an hour. While G had caught some fishes, there had been no sign of the mysterious siren. G sighed, as he took the fishing pole out of the water as he took out a cigarette. 'so the rumors were false it seems-' G thought before a powerful hit rocked the small boat. Now, if G was any other monster or a human, he would have gone overboard. But G was a skeleton monster and very good at gravitational magic. The boat rocked a second time and this time G could see a hint of a huge tail breaking the water surface. The hit didn't do much as didn't the 3rd of the 4th hit. Then suddenly, a head popped out of the water. It was a woman? Expect her skin wasn't a normal human colored. Instead of ears, she had long fins that matched her tail color. Her slitted eyes glared at the skeleton as she hissed out.
"How?!? How in the everloving Chtulu are you still on the boat?!? Those hits should have knocked you over!!" Her voice was unnatural but G guessed it was because of her species. The siren had a strange accent that sounded very foreign to him yet the skeleton couldn't be nothing but intrigued. The siren blinked and scanned at him once more before letting out a whine. "I am terrible at this job!!" She said, covering her face with her hands G noting that her nails were sharp. "what' cha mean sweetheart?" G asked, deciding to lean to the boat's edge and still smoking his surprisingly dry cigarette. "W-What do I mean?!? Look at me! I can't even knock over a boat let alone drown anyone! I am such a failure!" The siren said again, her fins drooping down. "oh angel, i think if i was a human or any other monster you would have knocked me to the water" G said and the siren perked up, grinning and showing him rows of sharp teeth. "R-Really?!" She asked and G nodded. "Yup. Name's G, what's yours?" He asked, holding his hand out and the siren swam closer. "My name is (Y/N)" she said and slowly shook his hand. Her hand was cold, so cold. The two were in silence before (Y/N) broke the silence by squealing. "Is that vodka?!" She asked, surprising G before gripping the boat's edge and raising herself from the water. Her lower half was still in the water but G could see a glimmering tail adorned by pearls, gold, and silver beneath the surface. Now that he got a closer look, G liked what he saw. She was truly a beautiful creature, covered in expensive jewelry. "want a taste angel?" The skeleton asked and the siren happily agreed and took a full chug of the bottle. "Haaa, so good!" She sighed and gave the bottle back to G before dropping back to the water. "So, why are you here in the first place? Haven't you heard, a storm is heading to this place and it would be best if you left soon?" (Y/N) asked as she swam slow circles around the boat, letting her tail soak some sunlight. G followed her movements while relaxing in the boat. "eh, just wanted to see if the rumors were true" he said and the siren paused and raised her eyebrow. "Rumors?" "yup. they say that a beautiful siren lives here and i wanted to see if the rumors were true. and it seems that they are" G said with a low voice as the siren's cheeks flared up and she hid her face behind her hands before sinking beneath the waves. She didn't leave, however, G could still see her silhouette underwater. A siren that couldn’t handle compliments. How cute. While waiting for the pretty creature to emerge, G started fiddling with his guitar and started playing a tune. Soon (Y/N)’s head popped out of the water and watched him with a slight blush still covering her face.
”What are you doing?” she asked and G chuckled as he played more.
”just something i had heard in a bar once,” he said and (Y/N) hummed and swam closer, listening to the sounds. She hummed lowly but didn’t sing. Perhaps it was because of the supposed hypnotic effect that was supposed to take place?
”why don’t you sing something angel? i’m sure i can play something to match with it” G said and the siren spluttered for a moment before looking away.
”I… can’t sing that well,” she said and G raised his brow, surprised.
”aren’t sirens supposed to be good at singing?” he asked and (Y/N) huffed and crossed her arms.
”Well, I’m not!” she said and G nodded and shrugged his shoulders.
”that’s fine angel,” he said and the siren beamed before pausing and looking towards the open sea. G turned and saw dark clouds starting to form.
”Hm, you should start going, the currents are already starting to change,” (Y/N) said and G stopped his playing.
”huh, and i thought we could hang out more,” he said as he put the guitar down. The woman just paused and gave a slight smile. ”Oh? You do realize that hanging out with a siren might be a bad idea. I might eat you” she said while grinning and licking her sharp teeth.
”heh, i’m pretty sure you’d *love* the taste of me” G answered and (Y/N) tilted her head.
”Hm, i’m pretty sure your bones aren’t that delicious but I’ve probably tasted worse” she said and G chuckled and shook his head.
”i wasn’t talking about bones angel. well, not that kind of bone anyway” he shot back and watched as the siren once again blushed and started spluttering. G let out a laugh and (Y/N) pouted. She was about to say something but a far echo of lightning sounded from the sea. The two looked at each other.
”Well you should go, the storm is coming and I’d rather not see a storm throwing you overboard than me” (Y/N) said and G smiled.
”sure thing angel, i’ll see you around,” he said before turning on the engine, giving her the vodka bottle. ”Oh thank you! And I’ll see you around I guess?” she said, looking slightly surprised that G would visit her. Though it wasn’t like she usually left the beach anyway.
The two said their goodbyes and left; the siren both happy and annoyed at this newfound friendship? Was it a friendship? Only time would tell.
G meanwhile was intrigued by this new discovery. If there were sirens in the world, then what else could be lurking in the shadows?
there’s going to be fallout 5 after elder scrolls 6, it’ll be a while before we see that happening tho...
I physically have no right to make Bentley hot, but I also want at least one OC to have the face of Yannick Bisson.
If we were allowed to go back and tell our younger artistic selves one thing my choice would probably be
PRACTICE DESIGNING AND DRAWING MEN MORE. LORD.
I cannot believe I have a test and an appointment with my therapist on the day that they're releasing another dmmd anime preview I'M CONFLICTED
So, last year my brother said he would take me to San Diego Comic-Con and I have a feeling that it's not going to be this year cause like, theirs no way we're going to scrounge up enough money for plane tickets, con tickets, hotel, and spending money by July. But, like, I was thinking that if I could find classes for babysitting I would be able to make some money and help out and since my brother is new to this whole fending for himself thing, it's probably not gonna be till next year or the following year. And I just, ughhh. I wanna go to San Diego Comic-Con and meet people.