#hhhhnnnnnnn

[retiredthotporcello]

It’s rick thirsting o clock pals

[great-master-airplane]

I'm gonna go feral before Wanderer's release. I can fucking feel it.

[inscrutablereynard]

joe keery’s neck send tweet

[atrsa]

oooooo boy o boy o boy. i’m going to the movies tonight w the boy i’ve been talking to that i made out w at my friend’s party a couple weeks ago but i also gotta tell him i wanna stay friends bc i don’t think i really have romantic feelings for him tbh and i’m freaking out bc idk how/when to bring this up but i wanna do it soon bc i don’t want him to try to kiss me at the movies and have it be awkward lmao,,,, and like ok i know i made out w him before but it was a one time thing,,,, i was drunk and i like attention ,,, hhhhhhh what do i do???

[hotpersonality]

i feel.....off.....

[100-percent-transfat]

I want someone to tell me what a soft boy I am

[hubbubed]

logic brain: it was in my coat pocket and i think a bunch of cracker bits got in since i can literally see teeny crumbs in the cap. it was just a piece that got stuck. 

lizard brain: you ate a fucking spider right then there you did. yesiree a fucking spider is literally sitting in your stomach right now as you’re typing this, still alive and waiting to crawl up your dumb esophagus 

[weafy]

@shsldetectivetxt I KNE W IT HHH