Sep 23, 2013
◙ - Loucinda
I had intended to write this out as a coherent stream of something that could actually be responded to. The catch is that Salome, in my head, just started to flail about and squeal. So, uh, there's that. LOL.
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◙ - Loucinda
I had intended to write this out as a coherent stream of something that could actually be responded to. The catch is that Salome, in my head, just started to flail about and squeal. So, uh, there's that. LOL.
-quietly stalking threads instead of sleeping because of reasons-
Like little miss Adrian being a beautiful little shit and screwing with Lou's head. If Perce was there right now, girl, she would steal Louis' ice cream and then give you a high five, then sit down to watch the rest of this play out.
I also typed this like five times to get rid of all the typos. My braaaaain got sucked out by monsters or something.
[[First Phillist. Now Toytricks. Tonight is not a fluffy night for OTPs.]]
It didn't take even an eighth of a second to read the text - just a little over double that to hit the button on her speed dial.
"Hey, it's me. I... I need to go away for a little while. Can Charlie and Zhenya come stay with the zoo?"
[Text from: Louis]That makes sense. I've been insecure of what to feed her so I've just been giving her what the little ones eat. [Text from: Louis]Well the going-to-be-little ones. [Text from: Louis]Thank you, darling.
[SMS] You're welcome.
[SMS] Are you home?
[SMS] Or somewhere you can take a private call?
[Text from: Louis]She keeps eating my furniture. [Text from: Louis]I am honestly too impressed to be mad. //he's talking about t3h big kitty
[SMS] Zhenya did that for a week.
[SMS] Most cat food comes from butcher scraps that aren't considered quality enough for human consumption.
[SMS] Especially in the US, this meat is grain and corn fed. It's pumped full of antibiotics and other growth-inducing hormones.
[SMS] She's just deficient in vitamins and micro-nutrients, love.
[SMS] Your other cats come from domestic stock, they've had generations to adapt to this diet. Kiara hasn't, so (1/2)
[SMS] she's trying to get the nutrients from the wood and linen fibers in your furniture.
[SMS] Forwarding the contact info for the butcher I use. He's kosher and gets his meats from farms just upstate and in New Hampshire.
hidden-amongst-midgardians replied to your post: have a nekked bruce "MUN, CLOSE THE DOOR."
DO HE GOT THA BOOOOOTYYYYYYY
HE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Charlie, Louis, Mia
Percy considered this a long moment.
"Fuck Charlie, marry Louis and kill Mia. Unless she brings me more red velvet, in which case I’ll just make it look like I killed her."