#hiddly.txt

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From my notes app. Would love to know where I was going with this.

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i’m trying to write merlin fanfic but i can’t stop thinking about jaskier

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worst genre of tiktoks are the ones that are like

you know you’re gay if:

- thing you have to pay for

- thing you have to pay for

- thing you have to pay for

- expensive clothes that are impossible to find in larger sizes

- thing you have to pay for

- dyed hair but not in a capitalist way because i dyed it at home and not at a salon (still paid for the dye tho)

- uses that one audio that is like ‘being gay is really expensive’

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Me: coughing so hard I nearly throw up

Also me: but what if I'm not actually sick? What if I'm making it up to get out of work?

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things i have learned at my new job

rain washes away covid

covid doesn't exist after 3pm

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Reading the spiderman 2 book cause why not

I am obsessed with Otto a normal amount

I don't remember this from the movie

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Dreamt that some weird white guy who claimed to be a rapper came into my house and took away the toilet. I asked him why and he said it was because he'd heard my song and he was going to do anything to get me to work with him and taking the toilet was the first part of his planned renovations for my home. So I was like ok... then I asked him to play the song and he did and I was like yikes,,,,, thats definitely not me.

So he got really embarrassed and started to leave and I stopped him and asked him to bring the toilet back and he got really angry and basically threw a tantrum and started breaking all my stuff then ran outside and pulled out a gun and started randomly shooting at cars in the street and threatening to shoot me (I was just standing there filming him on my phone instead of running the fuck away for some reason....)

anyway in the end aang, the fucking avatar came out of nowhere and calmed this guy down. Don't think he ever gave back the toilet tho...

(For reference the song he claimed was mine was like a shitty bass boosted version of big yellow taxi by counting crows)

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not gonna participate in nanowrimo cause that’s just setting myself up for failure but i am gonna challenge myself to write just a little bit every day of november. gonna reblog this post at the end of each day with how many words i’ve written even if i’ve just written literally one word