#high conversations

[theyellowpikmin]

I fucked your mom. No, not Brittney. She’s a lovely woman. I fucked your mom conceptually. I fucked your hypothetical, theoretical mother.

[nightwalker6200]

Friend, getting high: So, if Vash like eats other plants and like smokes, does that make him a cannibal? 

Me: 

[muffinloversannonymous]

YouTube Thoughts

Justin: I wonder what YouTube thinks of me..

Me: It thinks you're a piece of shit.

[wishiwasamallard]

Sometimes talking with my father in law is cool until he goes on a tangent about how the ozone layer is keeping us from floating off the planet and I gotta really sit and think about which one of us is too stoned.

[acholicnarwhal]

I love going to the store high I end up having the greatest conversations with people

This guy and I spent an entire 45 minutes talking about our band shirts and the other bands we're in to

[fairypotmotherr]

What if I printed my entire tumblr blog & put it into a book?

Would you read it?

[trustar]

If weed don't take away all the stress, if it don't make the -over thinking- fun for once, if it don't make you remember those problems & quickly go "..🤷🏾‍♂️ fuck that shit 😂" & take another hit & enjoy your night... & laugh at every little thing & enjoy your own lil world &/or the world around you..

I'm so sorry. I telepathically send you a bear hug. Dead ass come're 🐻🤗😂