pikmin!

she/they chronically online queer bzzt

[theyellowpikmin]

whatever drugs they’re putting in redbull is working

[theyellowpikmin]

breaking a woman’s heart makes you uglier btw

[theyellowpikmin]

winning the break up so hard their friends are calling them a loser and saying I deserve better

[theyellowpikmin]

referring to my exes like they’re my previous spouses who died under mysterious circumstances

“oh my third ex…”

[theyellowpikmin]

I’m so tired of doing my environmental science homework

Let me play subnautica, the save the alien planet game

[theyellowpikmin]

There is a planet (4546)B 🤎

[theyellowpikmin]

I’m so tired of doing my environmental science homework

Let me play subnautica, the save the alien planet game

[theyellowpikmin]

i’d rather be in pain than uncomfortable

[theyellowpikmin]

long drives have been so nice lately

[theyellowpikmin]

the same bitches reach out to you when you’re going through a breakup hoping it’s their turn

[theyellowpikmin]

I love being tipsy in nothing but my underwear and a tank top <3

[theyellowpikmin]

I’m not hating to my fullest potential

[theyellowpikmin]

ants are like pikmin

[theyellowpikmin]

i’ve been watching two ants carry a twig or something and it’s reminding me of pikmin 4

the ant hill is like the onion

[theyellowpikmin]

ants are like pikmin

[theyellowpikmin]

breaking up with my gf so I can focus more on Instagram reels

[elfcelly]

I’m just sitting on the sidelines, as i get their break up reels and they just smile at me waiting for my reaction

[theyellowpikmin]

he’s so pathetic. i like that in a man

- me talking about an anime I’ve watched

[theyellowpikmin]

I make myself giggle

[simplisticgardengnome]

They were being stupid btw

[theyellowpikmin]

i feel like a cat making biscuits