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My favorite thing about stoner groove bands is that the majority of them have the funniest names to date

#stoner groove bands #stoner bands #stoner #goose #pigeons playing ping pong #electric wizard #uncle acid and the deadbeats #wo fat #king gizzard and the lizard wizard #just to name a few

visible-disappointment

something i am very curious about

is your favourite band/artist from the same country as you

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2024

#my favorite band is ripe and theyre from boston #my second favorite band is goose and theyre from Connecticut

godshideouscreation

#im already asleep by 9p unless its for a concert

iosonomer-blog

😻😻😻😻

catchymemes

orbcube

would you like am or fm

#i think ill stick to using the prindle

disgustinggf

throathole

I saw a 21 year old on here casually talk about "my husband" YOUR WHAT?? Girl if you don't go divorce that man

#im nearly 30 and still think my friends are too young to get married let alone have kids #i straight up asked my friend the other day 'oh god what are you gonna do?' after she revealed she was pregnant #shes 31 #her husband is 34 #the baby was planned #my mind is still stuck in highschool

thememedaddy

takemetodragonstone

made my own hyperspecific poll :)

you’ve given yourself more than one diy piercing

you’ve cut your own hair

have cousins you’ve never met due to a rift in the family

your first relationship was a thruple in second grade (age 7-8)

vegetarian

can read more than one alphabet

have ridden in an ambulance

arachnophobia

both your siblings have the same autoimmune disease but you were spared

never learned to swim

more than one of these apply to me (specify in tags!)

none of these apply to me

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2024

#ive given myself 5 diy piercings #ive cut my own and friends' hair #i havent met over half of my cousins due to rifts #vegan but was vegetarian for a couple years #i can read four different alphabets #ive ridden in numerous ambulances in both the back and front #arachnophobia but i find spiders neat so long as they stay away from me #all of my siblings have the same autoimmune disease but i have a different one so i guess that doesnt count

enigmaticpink

poll bcus I think I'm being gaslit on how common garbage disposals actually are (also say where ur from)

I have one

I don't have one currently but I used to

I've never had one

I don't have one but I know someone who does

I've never seen one IRL in my entire life

other (elaborate)

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2024

#east coast american #every house condo and apartment ive lived/been in has had one #could easily be a regional thing

I'm cackling that someone drugged me at a concert like thanks for the high but I know how to get out of these situations

#concert #drugs #alcohol #free high #high #drunk

talonabraxas

Strange Skies Photo by ketzal_coatl

runawaymarbles

I saw one of those "it's weird that people always want to know about baby's genitals right away" posts and so I am here to give you a secret about polite human interaction:

most people do not actually care.

It's just that when someone says they're pregnant, it's incredibly rude to be indifferent. They're pregnant! it's a big deal! so you have to ask follow up questions to indicate interest.

HOWEVER, most questions are rude! "C-Section or vag?" invasive as hell. "Hospital or home birth?" a little less invasive but can be a touchy subject for people. Questions about how they're going to raise it are premature and rude. So that basically leaves you

OMG congratulations, when are you due????? (always safe.)

Did you find out the gender??? (they either know, are planning a gender reveal, or are waiting for it to be a surprise. People will usually elaborate on this choice.)

That's so exciting, have you picked out a name yet?? (Riskier than the first two because sometimes people will be not sharing and tired of people asking. But still pretty safe. They'll usually tell you whether it's a secret or not. Sometimes they'll elaborate. Sometimes they'll ask for suggestions. This is my time to shine I fuckin love baby names.)

Now granted some people really do care about gender and those people can get weird. But the person you're chatting with in the doctor's office waiting room, your brother's friend's girlfriend, and that type? Don't actually care about the gender, they just want to show you that they are excited for you, or at least aware of the social expectations.

#ngl when someone tells me when they're due i do the math to figure out if it was a holiday or not #if it's someone i know i figure out if it was a meaningful day for them #9/10 times it's been them being non careful and the baby is “accidental”