☭ wanna say we did a meme like this forever ago. But forever ago means I don’t recall how it was answered so Melbons vs Mayaris (Osynta too if you can muster enough material for her)
Old ask memes don’t die they just cycle around every few months
Pyptil v. Gauleo:
Battle Intro: I’ve been keeping up with my training. Have you?Victory: I hate to say ‘I told you so’, but…Half HP: Okay, I guess I have to get serious about this…Low HP: So you can keep up? Not bad!Defeat: Ugh… can’t win them all, I guess…Death: Y-you… missed…Assist: Stand aside, I’ve got this one!Taunt: Do I need to put on ankle weights? Would that help?Reacting to Taunt: You’ll have to try harder to provoke me!Flee: I’d love to continue, but I have some leads to pursue.Reacting to Flee: Oh, real mature!Tie: We can stop here, but I definitely would win if we kept going.Perfect Victory: It’s just a spar, but aren’t you holding back a little too much?Low HP Victory: Damn… I guess your mate’s keeping you in better fighting shape than I thought.Finishing Move: This has dragged on long enough!
Tomsin v. Gaeleo:
Battle Intro: Let’s see… what kinda cheap tricks you got for me this time?Victory: Well hey, you can afford a tissue to wipe up that blood, right?Half HP: I’m just getting warmed up!Low HP: Guess it’s time for my dramatic comeback, huh?Defeat: Ffffuckin perv…Death: Shit… …was it worth it?Assist: I guess if you’re begging that pathetically I can’t say no!Taunt: It’s a little early for you to zone out thinkin’ about outfits for me, isn’t it?Reacting to Taunt: Yap, yap, yap. Shaddup and try to hit me!Flee: Hold up, palmhusk’s ringing. I think Sol wants me back hive…Reacting to Flee: Maybe you oughtta try buyin’ yourself some shame globes next!Tie: Well that’s unsatisfying. I’d almost rather have lost…Perfect Victory: All right, you’re clearly not feeling it tonight so I’ll give you a mulligan on that one.Low HP Victory: Haaahhh... damn, I’m worked up now! I’m definitely gonna enjoy the next part…Finishing Move: You’re mine now, Mayari!