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schwerergustav replied to your post “hnfffffffffffffffffffffff the job interview is in 4 hours and I’m...”

Hide your titties

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Since we’ll never have a feasible reason to RP them: I’d like to know what the muses of your choice would say about Zakojiri and Pumpkin

D’aw, the li’l red suit l~o~oks super cute! Th’ hair l~o~oks… vaguely familiar? Like Ah saw it ~once sweeps ag~o, ~or maybe Ah’m just imaginin’ things…

Wow, that’s… um… that’s a bit mu, isn’t it?

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☭ wanna say we did a meme like this forever ago. But forever ago means I don’t recall how it was answered so Melbons vs Mayaris (Osynta too if you can muster enough material for her)

Old ask memes don’t die they just cycle around every few months

Pyptil v. Gauleo:

Battle Intro: I’ve been keeping up with my training. Have you?Victory: I hate to say ‘I told you so’, but…Half HP: Okay, I guess I have to get serious about this…Low HP: So you can keep up? Not bad!Defeat: Ugh… can’t win them all, I guess…Death: Y-you… missed…Assist: Stand aside, I’ve got this one!Taunt: Do I need to put on ankle weights? Would that help?Reacting to Taunt: You’ll have to try harder to provoke me!Flee: I’d love to continue, but I have some leads to pursue.Reacting to Flee: Oh, real mature!Tie: We can stop here, but I definitely would win if we kept going.Perfect Victory: It’s just a spar, but aren’t you holding back a little too much?Low HP Victory: Damn… I guess your mate’s keeping you in better fighting shape than I thought.Finishing Move: This has dragged on long enough!

Tomsin v. Gaeleo:

Battle Intro: Let’s see… what kinda cheap tricks you got for me this time?Victory: Well hey, you can afford a tissue to wipe up that blood, right?Half HP: I’m just getting warmed up!Low HP: Guess it’s time for my dramatic comeback, huh?Defeat: Ffffuckin perv…Death: Shit… …was it worth it?Assist: I guess if you’re begging that pathetically I can’t say no!Taunt: It’s a little early for you to zone out thinkin’ about outfits for me, isn’t it?Reacting to Taunt: Yap, yap, yap. Shaddup and try to hit me!Flee: Hold up, palmhusk’s ringing. I think Sol wants me back hive…Reacting to Flee: Maybe you oughtta try buyin’ yourself some shame globes next!Tie: Well that’s unsatisfying. I’d almost rather have lost…Perfect Victory: All right, you’re clearly not feeling it tonight so I’ll give you a mulligan on that one.Low HP Victory: Haaahhh... damn, I’m worked up now! I’m definitely gonna enjoy the next part…Finishing Move: You’re mine now, Mayari!

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schwerergustav replied to your post: My thoughts exactly you stupid hellsite 

   BIG WHOOPSIE…

SOMETHING WENT SCREWY :)

I mean I at least saw your message (on my phone) but I can’t reply until tumblr gets its shit together I guess

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schwerergustav replied to your post:                    Sometimes you’ve just gotta treat yourself to a...                

    We want pics and details   

Since I already ate the pizza all I can do is give you a picture of the place where I got it

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∞ Pyptil for Cuchul, Maxi for Gauleo

Gonna assume these got flipped since I don’t think they’ve met otherwise

EDIT: Okay they weren’t flipped so I’m just gonna do all four then

Pyptil for Gauleo

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning (She’d say handsome too but I don’t see that on here)

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME (Pale dates still count right?)

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life (Since I don’t see anything really analogous to pale stuff)

Maxi for Cuchul:

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME (She’s not doing the ‘dating’ thing out-of-quad nearly as much now but)

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life

Pyptil for Cuchul:

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life

Maxi for Gauleo:

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life

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schwerergustav replied to your post: Why are the later portions of FF4 After Years so...

   I finished the PSP version no prob. I think they tweaked a LOT of it though

I think part of the problem is they put these SUPER RARE DROPS all over the place and I can’t help but wonder if they designed the endgame monsters with the assumption that you’d grind for those rare drops.

Grinding for rare drops is tedious and trying to fight through the last few floors without rare drops is tedious :(

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Happy birthday your early present was missing the shitshow of a stream where after 10 minutes we gave up on Dumb & Dumberer because I wasn't about to stress out over buffering to show Dumb & fucking Dumberer

I was gonna ask how things went last night

At one point I got a still image of Midoriya to show up while I was trying to get things to work on my end so at least you got to see BNHA probably

But the real tragedy is that I missed the Nero Brothers