#high swoon

[dearheartwitcher]

wanna hit us with that good ol classic mcckai?

classic flavor

[dearheartwitcher]

so ig im participating in f/o takeover today ! send questions about my relationship with this dingdong and he’ll answer em for ya <33

(art by @coconut-kapre !! hope its okie dokie that i used it here dear <3)

[dearheartwitcher]

colored the mccree from this bcs i love him

[dearheartwitcher]

higher quality of this bcs tumblr hates me

[dearheartwitcher]

You and mccree!! :D

Who said “I love you” first:oh me for sure, i say ‘i love you’ Really Openly !

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background:lnmghfhf, mccree for Sure, tho i would prob have a selfie of us or smth as my bg too

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror:jesse tbh, theyre usually “quit usin all the hot water” as im in the shower

Who buys the other cheesy gifts:mccree (∩´͈ ᐜ `͈∩)

Who initiated the first kiss:mccree ! hes a lot bolder than i am, physically

Who kisses the other awake in the morning:aaaaaaa either one of us, whoever wakes up first that day

Who starts tickle fights:both of us lfnsghfgf

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower:jesse but i will do it sometimes to Tease

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch:oooh either of us im sure !

Who was nervous and shy on the first date:me highkey, jesse lowkey jsnshhf

Who kills/takes out the spiders:MCCREE,, BLESS U

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk:both of us hghghf, m'bois prob louder tho

[dearheartwitcher]

so many mccrees (ty @audinolol and @rikki-tiki-tavi for ideas)

[dearheartwitcher]

SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE HERE WE GO -now, real talk, i dont kno Shit about history so imma mash up a buncha shit - i imagine in a wild west au, mccree would be more 'california gold rush' west and i'd be more 'oregon trail' west, y'dig? -a wild west au would probably be like, 'harboring an outlaw' au meets 'accidental partners in crime' au -big bad vigilante jesse mccree, on the run from the law, meets sweet lil ol me, and tries to sweet-talk/threaten me to give him a place to stay for a while -'oh honeybee u dont gotta play tough with me, i'd've let u stay anyway, i dont think u'd actually hurt me :^)' -almost definitely some shenanigans wherein im nice to him and hes weird about it -im trying to decide whats funnier: -i get kidnapped by some of jesses enemies and he comes to save me, only to find ive befriended them and we're just havin some lemonade, chillin OR -JESSE gets kidnapped because of Course theres a Huge bounty on his head, and i go to rescue him and hes like 'yo wtf howd u get in here??' and im just like 'oh they just let me walk in!! we had a little chat and it was all good :^)' -at some point later in life we move to a small town with lots of trees and open a grocery store or something and its Good

[dearheartwitcher]

you're absolutely right, of course