#highfiveyourbuns

[eternitarion]

( *writes “dicks” on their left arm)

“For fuck’s sake, you assholes aren’t even putting any effort into these.”

((I should have expected this much phallic graffiti but I didn’t))

[magicmanon]

(omg I love this blog, this is the best)

“You don’t know the half of it, sunshine! Soon enough, everyone will know how much of a wad I am!”

Magic Man threw him arms into the air, casting some fireworks that spelled out ’OF COURSE I’M THE BEST’.

[darkenigma32]

He looked at the woman with the black hair. “ Who are you? ” He got curious as he never saw her before.

“Just a weary traveler exploring, sir.” Her British accent was calm and smooth as she answered calmly.

[teentraitor]

I'm gonna follow your butt. *Follows Teentraitorbooty*

Breathes deeply.

Exhales.

Pulls the cord on his rocket pack and ejects himself from this godforsaken planet.

[teentraitor]

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[teentraitor]

( high-five-your-buns liked for a starter! )

"ABSOLUTELY NOT.”

Spankulot doesn’t even get the chance to ask for the same villainous alliance all the resident bad guys are after. Everyone with a grudge against the KND wants the ex-Soopreme Leader, the multitalented golden boy who nearly took out the entire organisation singlehandedly, but Chad’s way ahead of him on this one. 

“Look, I can put a good word in with my parents or something if you wanna team up with them, but no way, man. Absolutely not. No offense.”

[numbxhzero]

Mmhhm. And who are you, fellow adult?

“Oh! Hello I’m Monty Uno! Are you one of Benedict’s friends?” He asked smiling at taller man. “My I do you like your cape.”