JJK Incorrect Quotes: First Edition!
Gojo: Can you pass the salt? Geto: Can you pass away? Gojo: Too much salt.
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Shoko: sighs Gojo: You bored? Shoko: Yeah. Gojo: Wanna start drama for no reason? Shoko: I thought you’d never ask.
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Shoko: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. Gojo: Actually, Geto is my favorite. Shoko: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
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Gojo: Don’t worry, I have a permit. Utahime: …This just says “I can do what I want”.
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Geto: I am in charge of this disaster! Gojo: I have a name, you know.
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Gojo: Do you want this handful of moss? Geto: Why would I want a handful of fucking moss? Gojo: Damn, you could’ve just said no.
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Shoko: If you water water, it grows. Gojo: …What. Geto: They've got a point.
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Geto: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Gojo: And? Geto: And you are.
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Utahime: The best person I know is myself.
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Gojo: You tricked me! Geto: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.
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Gojo: I would let you ruin my life. Geto: Sorry, I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait.