#hilouriously

[theficpusher]

You Turned Around, And You Stole My Heart by leonardodicaprio | nr | 1843 Louis commits petty theft, Harry hates his job. It all works out in the end.

(I love you) by softly | T | 3013 There should be a word for a threat that is also a promise. Because that is what I want you to hold me down and do.

Crash by hilouriously | nr | 10123 Louis likes to skateboard through empty walk ways. Harry likes to keep a first aid kit in his bag. Their worlds collide, literally.

Rhonda by aclosetlarryshipper | T | 13110 “Would it be weird of me to say I’m almost, like… nervous?” Louis shakes his head, giggling as their noses press together in an Eskimo kiss. “Would it be weird of me to say I’m glad? Because I am too. A little.” Louis can feel Harry exhale. “If you’re nervous, it means you really like the person, right? That’s what I’ve heard.” “That sounds right,” Louis says, and then he leans in. or The High School AU that was inspired by Home.

Diamonds in the Moonlight by objectlesson | M | 16136 The 70s au where Harry is a rich girl stuck in the suburbs who thinks she loves Shaun Cassidy, and Louis is the skater who breaks into her backyard and changes everything forever.

Things Never Change by FullOnLarrie | E | 28561 Harry is about to graduate from college with a degree in Library Science, Louis is an antiques dealer. They meet and fall in love.

Die Young, Stay Pretty by teaandtumblr | M | 43716 Zayn is happy being a hairdresser who minds his own business; that is, until someone called "Liam" has to come in, dragging his friend on the back of a bet. And, really, Zayn didn't stand a chance.

[larryarchives]

Crash

Louis likes to skateboard through empty walk ways. Harry likes to keep a first aid kit in his bag. Their worlds collide, literally.

Author: hilouriously  (onedirectionfour)

Chaptered, Completed

This was absolutely adorable, and it made me so happy. I literally didn't want it to ever end.

-L

[vipliam-blog]

1D blog, very active. A lot of Louis, Harry and Larry. Fic writer (taking prompts soon). Following back everyone for the next hour.

Follow ^^

Selfies!!

[dickcasterlouis]

1D blog, very active. A lot of Louis, Harry and Larry. Fic writer (taking prompts soon). Following back everyone for the next hour.

Followwwww this cutie!!!

Selfies to 48k

[horanwanks]

1D blog, very active. A lot of Louis, Harry and Larry. Fic writer (taking prompts soon). Following back everyone for the next hour.

follow this cutie :)

selfies!!

[hrrys]

turn off: misogynistic

anti robin thicke then

TURN ON/OFFS IN GUYS/GIRLS

[louisadmirer-archive]

I was tagged by drtymouth. thanks babe

15 things that make me happy in no order:

1. cute fluffy pining fanfiction that i claw my face to and also hot kinky bumsex fanfiction that i masturbate furiously to.

2. dan and phil (individually but more when they're together)

3. my 7 cats ( shout out to junior cuz she's about a year old and i've had her since she was born and just recently she's starting to trust me and she's letting me pet and stroke her oh god i almost cried if you have a pet that at first doesnt trust you and runs or shies away from you but as time pasts they trust you, you know what im talking about. shout out to chocolate and smokey for being two old horny cat couple that lick each other's faces because they can. they're the harrylouis of this house. shoutout to zayn and liam (shut up) for being two dickheaded bastards. they're my problematic faves. cute af but arseholes. shout out to cute little fraggie you wee thing i hope you get better bby ily the most. shout out to marble. he sleeps all day and he doesnt trust me so idk what to say abt him :/ he's rlly pretty tho like the prettiest of all 7 tbh)

4. hugs (tho im actually deprived of that currently) 

5. instant food 

6. my mum's cooking 

7. the kim kardashian game

8. watching masterchef with mum. especially when i cant see half of whats happening bc im too lazy to get my glasses on and i complain the whole way.

9. science and explanation and facts. knowledge that i gain without having to spit it back out for a grade

10. the bolster pillow that ive had since i was 8 which i now cant sleep without

11. music especially the music that reminds me of better times

12. harry styles and louis tomlinson (ziam on the side)

13. when tumblr and youtube works perfectly fine. (tumblr is currently not working right for me rn so this is shade for you tithead staff)

14. when people talk to me and are nice while doing so. whether be it my irl friends or ppl on tumblr. bc not a lot of ppl talk to me bc they think im a weird loner that doesnt give out a nice vibe. im nice i promise. im just really introverted and ppl make me feel pressured sometimes. thats why i prefer cats. cuz all they do is sit on my keyboard when i try to wank while ppl do horrible horrible things to mind because they can and i dont like it.

15. myself tbh. i mean who else is there to pick me up other than myself. so yh i make myself happy enough to go through each day. so yay me.

i tag: strongshappily tomlinfection hilouriously louisblogger larrysomes

[entropy-archive-blog]

Every question divisible by 7

I presume you mean x | x/7 ϵ N

7. (A blog you admire from afar?): amateurcracksman, though not from very far. I have them to thank for a great deal of my success due to one moriarty post. They have a unique blog which I am incredibly glad to have found.

14. (Least favourite subject in school?) Oh god, I have to narrow it down? Out of all the subjects I took in high school: Biology or SOSE. Biology required interacting with live or dead organisms and drawing digestive systems. Ew. SOSE was always too general or Geography directed, so I may have traded a favour in junior high school to do another science course instead *shifty eyes*. Out of the subjects I took in senior probably English. Nothing against it, but I could never think of a good topic for an essay, and I always felt bad disappointing my amazing English teachers.

21. (Favourite condiment?): Barring salt (the ultimate and most common condiment), probably mustard. I don't use it much, and I only started using it after going to Canada. The pub I went to in Canada served crisps with meals, so I squirted mustard next to ketchup and dipped crisps in the middle. It was life-changing and I strongly recommend it. (Queens Pub QueensU students).

28. (Last thing you ate?): Unsalted cashews. Sorry for boringness. It was after dinner, and dad always keeps some in the cupboard for a bit more protein.

35. (Favourite way potatoes are prepared?): Sweet potato fries, especially the ones at Tommies (377 Princess Street, Kingston, ON, Canada), but I think sweet potato hash browns might be life-changing.