#himbo discourse

[portraitoftheoddity]

"Himbo" came out of the idea of a male version of the "Bimbo" stereotype, but it doesn't really equate because Himbo vibes are very specific and a female Himbo isn't necessarily a Bimbo (ironically, earliest uses of the word 'bimbo' were used to refer to men and has male etymological roots, but that's beside the point). And it feels circuitous to say "Female Himbo", but also the only way of capturing the equivalence of the very specific meaning Himbo has evolved.

Dumb of ass. Strong of bod. Big of heart.

Now also featuring tiddy.

[manstrans]

"sure she's a ditzy hot woman but she's not a bimbo because she doesn't have giant boobs and blonde hair and nipples you could cut your tongue on so please learn what a bimbo is before you use it to describe women who aren't what I personally find attractive with my sometimes impossible or horribly unhealthy standards <3"

what you people sound like when you talk about himbos

[hurglewurm]

is your man a HIMBO?

does he have 

H - HEART

I - INTEGRITY

M - MASCULINITY

B - BIG

and

O - OH LORD, A RESPECT FOR WOMEN

[sugar-petals]

would you say that jungkook is a himbo?

neither tall nor bottle blonde enough, though he meets the other criteria (compassionate, beefy etc). jungkook rather classifies as a hunk; kind and muscular. actually nobody in bangtan meets all himbo criteria, tae is rather close, rm the runner-up, jin third.

see: bts himbo ranking. ✍️

[casmick-consequences]

so

There are 3 qualifications for himbos, they must be buff, dumb, and have that respecting women juice/kind

Sam doesn’t qualify as a himbo since hes smart, hes just buff and nice so hes a hunk

Dean (no offense i love you dean) has none of that respecting women juice, hes muscular and dumb so hes just a jock

Idk if cas is but cas is smart so i dunno, also he just doesn’t fit the vibe

I feel like Ash is a himbo bc hes got that vibe, kinda child like and buff and nice and even though hes smart he doesnt act like it which kinda cancels out ig?

Himbos have a certain vibe, like Kronk and Thor yano? and I dont mean this to offend you in any way, just my thoughts on your post

Valid arguments, very valid arguments... Let me put up some counter-arguments:

though himbo's ARE known to be muscular, they aren't required to be.

Sam would qualify as a himbo because although he is booksmart, he has zero braincells when it's about anything outside of books/lore/whatever. Put him with Cas and it's just a lost cause all together.

Dean would qualify as a himbo because yes, he loves sleeping around. But, if we remember Cassie(!), Lisa(!!) and Charlie(!!!), he DOES definitely respect women. He just doesn't respect himself.

Castiel. Angel of the lord. One of thee most powerful creatures in existence. Chooses to throw eons of training and general education away for a bisexual disaster who treats him like garbage occasionally (love Dean to death but as I am deancoded i am also deancritical). He is not smart, he just has a lot of knowledge about the world bc he is literally 400 million years old.

Ash IS a himbo, definitely. He has his smarts but, like with Sam, otherwise he has no knowledge other than existing.

Love this, though. Yes, Kronk and Thor ARE himbo's who happen to be muscular. Another good example would be Gil from Descendants. However, as muscular himbo's are known, they're not the only ones out there. Hope this helps❤️

[orange-plane-boy]

@valentinesclown

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[trek-tracks]

I just realized that, in For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky, Bones is used as the sexy, kind bait to distract the woman in charge so that her people would be saved. And in A Piece of the Action, the mobster was totally distracted by his innocent “baby blues,” while he had no idea what was going on. Does that make him, occasionally, a...

Himbones?

[quotes-of-dreamland]

adding to the himbo discourse i think galacta is the biggest himbo. mod mags only says ddd is a himbo bc he's a himbo kinnie. which. does that make magolor and daroach himbos now. i think daroach more so than magolor but i need a third (and fourth and fifth and etc) opinion. -mod kirby

Mod Taranza: I have no idea if there were ever any answers to this from the other mods, but if they so desperately want to add to this, they may do so at their leisure for you to constantly check up on. If you’re asking for a serious headcannon opinion, I believe Magolor would have more himbo moments than Daroach ever would. Daroach has to watch about 3 to 4 other fools on a constant basis so he has to keep at least some part of his head in the game, meanwhile Magolor is a wild card with a shotgun radius worth of hobbies, abilities, and skills, and if you think he’s juggling all of it in a precise manner with any sort of set schedule, you’re dead wrong. Though if you want the joke answer, they’re absolute gay himbos who are dating