#hippocore

[whimsicalwilly23]

mpreg but you give birth through your mouth and your jaw just expands so you lowkey turn into a hippo and can eat fruits in large bites and it becomes a societal hierarchy of who’s jaw can open larger

[gaysie]

i want to live at Camp Chitaqua.

i will spell literature as hippo porn and use patrol reports as sexting. i would watch Spreadsheets on Laptop all night while drinking an Eldritch Horror with my Cabin. i’ll have Chitaqua Toast every day that’s worth 5 bottles of Joe beer. i would go to Ichabod every night. i am also more likely to meet brownies, hot witches, Roman goddesses, and Women with “A” Names.

i wish i was Chitaquan :’(