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I'm a hypocrite...

I'm a half horse half griffin creature.... What do you mean that's not how you spell it?

I don't understand the phrase 'hips don't lie'. Like, what lie are the other hips telling? What's the truth?? How can you tell if hips are lying???

Shakira- Hips Don't Lie Parody

Friend: Can I see your hips?

Me: What? No...

Friend: PLEASEEE

Other Friend: She is obssesed with hips

Me: Fine -.-

Friend: Oh hot damn. *covers mouth*

Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lost 5 inches in my hips ;)

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