Yes, another review of a burger restaurant. However, you're in for a treat today. For this review, I'm going to harness the power of HAIKU.
WARNING - Quality of poetry not guaranteed.
We joined the queue
A hipster hamburger joint
Cold Saturday night
"Only half an hour"
Said the chipper clipboard bloke
"It better be good"
Inside it's makeshift
The water in milk bottles
Very bloody 'now'
I ordered some wings
And a Smokey Robinson
Which is a burger
The place, very small
The hungry hordes looking in
"Got here just in time..."
The wings were lovely
Kind of asian influenced
Light, crispy batter
Tender, moist chicken
Finger licking sticky sauce
I burned my fingers
A burger done rare
The brioche, fluffy and light
Like geisha's tears
Flavoursome patty
A huge stack of onions
Some tasty bacon
Dessert, a choc-ice
A bloody decent choc-ice
Still, just a choc-ice
Overall, was great
When you think you've had 'em all
Up there with the best
It is deserving
Of far grander prose than *this*
I'm very sorry
A bad idea
so poorly executed
thus ends my haiku
Patty & Bun
54 James St
London
W1U 1EU
No reservations, obviously
http://www.pattyandbun.co.uk