#his mind.

[magnusedom]

when i'm in a buck understanders competition but ostark is my opponent

[lesbiancharliedalton]

one time my dad went on a rant about how that one monty python song where they make fun of catholics for having a bunch of kids was like proof that english people still have a deeply rooted hatred for the irish and i was like honestly you might be popping off a bit i fear

[michonnegrimes]

         [Two of Us] where there’s a John and a Paul that are played by actors? Yeah! Aidan Quinn played me, yeah. I did see it, actually. And what was okay about that was at the beginning of the film it said “John and Paul met on such-and-such-a-date in New York, and this is us imagining what might have happened. It’s pure fiction.” They did a disclaimer at the front, so I thought, “Well, that’s okay! I can get into this.” I must say, I enjoyed it. I wish that had happened. It didn’t happen quite like that. (…)          Over the years I would drop in at John’s place. Then I was the kind of person that didn’t know in places like New York, you call ahead. I’m from Liverpool! I don’t know! You just show up! Like, “Alright, John! How ya doin’?!” He did say to me, “Do us a favor, you know next time, let us know you’re coming.” So, I went and saw him a few times, and we would talk on the phone if I was in England and he was in America. We had some great, ordinary conversations that were very endearing. – Paul McCartney (2020) TWO OF US (2000) dir. Michael Lindsay-Hogg

[evilvarric666-archive]

Your secret is safe with me and if secrets were like seeds then I'm lying under marble marvel at flowers you'll have made

[moved-19871997]

dreams gonna delete that tweet now 😭

ngl i fully thought he did back when he mass deleted a bunch of stuff bc it’s like. in line w the top ten gayest mcyts thing ?

[cassiphoning]

THE VERY FIRST thing castiel the new god did on earth was go to some local church, interrupt the service and literally say "gay rights"

[methodcop]

me: ‘grey’s anatomy’ got a 17th season... bf: ...... seventeen seasons???? how is that even possible??? how do you keep a plot going that long? like at this point, they should just find a portal in broom closet that takes them to 18th century france and they’re just surgeons in versailles and maybe also velociraptors or something me: *takes notes*