[stonelions]

first run at the latest version of the fellas i'm trying to write... (thick silver fox cas and disabled chronic pain dean)

[stonelions]

how about an excerpt from chapter 1 nobody asked for

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Furnace-hot, Cas moves in next to him. “Do you want me to take over so you can sit? Forgive me, but... I can see you’re in pain.”

Which sends Dean's hackles up instantly. Old habit. Bitchy one, too. Miles long resentment of people telling him what he is and isn’t capable of, based on their assessment of how he has to live his own trashfire life. “I’m good,” he bites out, clipped.

“I... Fuck.” Cas rounds down on himself, somehow both pathetic and adorable. “That was the wrong thing to say to you.”

“No. No, it’s just...” Fermented bitterness bubbling up, the toxic slime of having to defend his competence to abled-bodied looky-loos harbouring a bunch of stupid assumptions. “It’s a sore spot. I’m sorry. You mean well, but... I got this.” He offers up a placating, close-lipped smile.

Cas sighs. Nods. Doesn’t straighten out. “Let me explain. I know you’re capable. Clearly,” he says, looking around the whole room, as if Dean’s spotless kitchen is indicative of anything other than an OCD streak. “But, I’m a massage therapist, and I work primarily with people who are in pain. I know it when I see it, and sometimes I... overstep.”

Massage therapist? Dean gawks, again. What kind of wet dream is this guy? That has to be awkward as hell for his clients. Mr. Huge n’ Handsome with his gigantic mitts all over the tenderest body meats? Jesus H. Christ. “You feel people up for a living, huh?” Dean teases.

Turns out they can both say stupid things. 

Cas reaches for his beer and gives him a cold (massive) shoulder. “Not that kind of massage." There’s resignation in it. Like every loser asshole he’s ever told about his work has made the same godawful joke.

“You’ve... You’ve heard that one before.” Dean, defeated, notices a splotch of oil he missed when he last sponged the stovetop. 

“At least you haven’t said anything about a happy ending.” Blue eyes cut sidelong at him. “Yet.”

[fabuki]

gay autistic angel and his nerdy loser bisexual boyfriend

[reginasphalanges]

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) dir. Raja Gosnell

[chamomileblues]

my peace lies with you in the gaps of our creaking floors and leaking roof

[nespolkey]

Back again. I give you this guy

[johnwinchesterofficial]

John how would you react if Sam or Dean came up to you one day and told you that they were a girl now? (Not under a curse hex or jinx.)

i don’t see how that’s any of my business so long as they can still shoot a gun

[soldierboys]

dean winchester, sexy antifa

[kerryweaverlesbian]

s6 dean finding out cas touched bobby's soul for time travel battery purposes and getting brattily jealous and getting called out for it by sam in front of cas and going no im not!!! and cas going don't worry i would never touch your soul dean and dean going wait why 🥺i mean. not like i care. and cas going it is a delicate operation. i would never risk you in that way. you are too important. and dean going pssht. u think i couldn't take it? i could take it. i could take your full fist no problem. and sam going oh my god. dean. and dean going what??? i'm just defending my soul's honour. just 'cause yours is a delicate little flower doesn't mean mine is. and cas going i would probably not touch sam's soul either. and sam going aww he does care about me <3. and cas going it would not be very efficient as a power source. with its present deficits. no offense sam. and sam going offense taken???? but cas has already moved on to whatever his next holy mission statement is

[cumdumpstiel]

cas lying to get out of trouble like misha collins voice Dean. im pregnant and it's yours. we cant argue because its is bad for the baby ... our beautiful baby in my womb

[cumdumpstiel]

dean who has never had sex with castiel + dick hasn't worked in several years due to the ptsd and heavy drinking: oh my god..... i cant believe i knocked up my buddy cas

[beybuniki]

[beybuniki]

this could have been a filler episode

[not-the-blue]

All that's left is the song I've sung The breath I've taken and the one I must

aka

any song can be destiel if your heart is pure

(lyrics are from The Wrote & The Writ by Johnny Flynn)

[snlthw]

three times when dean called cas by silly nicknames and once when cas called him by his first name

lol

[corazondecenicero]

Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon reuniting for Thelma and Louise 30th anniversary (2021)

[lazarrusrising]

They should have had a scene where the bad guy throws Dean (likely scenario) and Cas goes to catch him but halfway through Dean's arc through the air Cas remembers that a human man moving at speed towards an immovable object (angel) will hurt just as much as the wall he's trying to protect him from, so Dean hits Cas and he just folds like laundry, cradling Dean's body so tenderly even as they both hit the ground, and it works, the impact is swallowed in the soft heat of Cas's arms and Dean is so genuinely flustered that he just lays there on top of Cas even as the bad guy advances on them and Cas has to roll over Dean and shield him from a blow, and then he does get a little murderous because How Dare you think you can touch Dean Winchester? and he smites the fuck out of the bad guy and Dean is still laying on the ground just bright fucking red and wide eyed

[deerplague]

I might submit this for the spn art contest but I’m not sure

(update: I did)

[lazarrusrising]

I think early seasons Cas would be very annoyed by sexual attraction and later seasons Cas would indulge in it like a hot bath

[lazarrusrising]

@shallowseeker

Dean is concentrating on cleaning his guns with his little tongue poking out between his teeth while Cas is trying to talk strategy with him but he's getting increasingly stilted and tense, and then suddenly Cas is right in his face like "Stop. Doing. That. We need to focus on the mission." And Dean is like "???Gun maintenance??? Some of us don't have a fancy soul knife, dude. When's the last time you sharpened your blade, huh? Don't come for me just because you let your little weapon get rusty. Back off!" Not knowing that 'sharpening your blade' and 'weapon' are soldier angel euphemisms and he basically just called Cas worked up and small and Cas is literally shaking with barely repressed horny rage and then Dean smirks at him and is like "What? You don't know how? Need some help?" and a lightbulb pops above them and Dean is like "Dude??? Wtf?" but Cas is already whooshing away in a panic because holy shit he Should Not be losing composure like that, Dean's tongue is So Pink, there's something Wrong With Him.... What if Dean actually held his angel blade? No! Focus on the fucking mission...

[quillquiver]

How obsessed would Dean be with Cas’s gorgeous, meaty thighs though? Out of every place on Cas’s body (save that one damn beauty mark near his right nipple), Dean’d make a beeline for though thighs whenever he possibly could: straddling them and rutting like his life depended on it, gripping them tightly as they’d makeout, running his hands over their fuzzy expanse like he couldn’t get enough (he couldn’t), and showering them with nips and kisses before sucking Cas off.

Yeah, Dean’d love Cas’s thighs.

[soapy-shampoo]

I didn’t realize I hadn’t posted in like two weeks my bad