#histcryprcfesscr

[miraculousenigma]

histcryprcfesscr asked:

He struggles to climb up on the desk, takes a deep breath, and makes intense eye contact as he whispers out ❛  i’m going to take your knees .  ❜

There was a brief period where Gyro is too stunned by the sight of the puppet to speak...

...only for it to take approximately five seconds for this situation to slip into ‘This May As Well Happen’ territory. The little blue puppet was sentient, huh? Sure, why not? “Care to explain the reasoning behind your threat?” he asked. “Is it because I offhandedly questioned if you had any licorice jelly beans in your satchel?”

[tunnagan]

❛  i need more dreams and less life.  ❜ 

@histcryprcfesscr​

“Don’t we all.” He’s not directly paying attention to the Professor and it had taken a moment to understand what the puppet was getting at. “I wouldn’t exactly describe innovation as dreams when you’re able to make it reality.”

[tunnagan]

❛  i know i expect too much and not enough all at once.  ❜

@histcryprcfesscr​

“Better to expect nothing at all, my fuzzy friend. If no expectation exists, it cannot be too much or not enough. It just ceases to be.”

[tunnagan]

‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’ 

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“Hmmm, I think not.” Better to be safe than sorry. Magic glowed around the room, sealing the exits windows as a precaution. “Unless your plan to ruin everything will be of some level of benefit to me? Then perhaps I could be persuaded to not let the shadows devour you for interrupting my tea time.”

[tunnagan]

‘  has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth?  ’ 

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“I think some have, but those are loser people who crushed on people that were actually in their league.” Lena smirked. “Imagine having emotions though. Sounds rough.”

[tunnagan]

‘  one day i’m gonna say ‘fight me!’ and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me  ’ 

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“Ah, my miniature blue friend, when that happens, just be certain that you have a sword ready to defend yourself. It has served me very well.” He doesn’t think he has any swords small enough to accommodate the Professor, but he could take a look. “Do you have a sword?”

[tunnagan]

‘  concept: a really nice italian restaurant but it’s spelled “spagooter” on the menu and the waiters won’t take your order unless you pronounce it like that  ’

@histcryprcfesscr​

“Anytime they refuse to call it that, they get an extra dollar on their bill.” Louie added, sipping at his drink. Nothing beat the lazy river. “We could open that restaurant. Make a ton of money. Retire by 17.” Not like he had anything else to shoot for anymore.

[girlmad]

@histcryprcfesscr​ asked: ♡

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance / pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to my muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .