#hit post

[haveitjoeway]

I will never understand some of you gays

[thebirdscomeback]

I’ve noticed people are starting to come up with sex AUs in fanfiction. good thing no one’s figured out how to have sex for real yet

[pikminenjoy3r]

Unless ColoPal wanna confirm otherwise Rui will always be a smelly little unwashed shit in my eyes

[giormless]

I HAVE BEEN CURED OF WRITER'S BLOCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here are my NEW, COOL, IDEAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Horror story about a sentient text signature that speaks in riddles. It's revealed at the end that it's predicting the main character's death

A guy gets turned into an ant and is immediately stepped on. This story is a sentence long because life is short

A reboot of a story I wrote in sixth grade where the plot never happens and something completely different happens

A down on his luck chemistry teacher resorts to making meth after his cancer diagnosis

Imagine, if you will, a creature.

A futuristic society that revolves around bowling. A small group of rebels lead a movement to make the society even more about bowling because they love it so much

[rarilight]

Rarity, in a hot spring, wrinkly beyond belief: twilight, would you still love me if I was a raisin

twilight: what

[w1nged-bats]

#work tomorrow 💥💥💥💥

[queensfangs]

Antoine de Sade

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

Alfred da buttler